Friday, August 31, 2007
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
LMAO!!!
like dat oso can?!?!!??!?
Dwarf's penis stuck to vacuum cleaner
A dwarf performer at the fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.
Daniel Blackner, or Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances. The main part of his act was for him to appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member with a special apparatus.
The attachment broke before the performance and Mr Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required. He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.
"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me," Mr Blackner said. "I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."
source HERE
Dwarf's penis stuck to vacuum cleaner
A dwarf performer at the fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.
Daniel Blackner, or Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances. The main part of his act was for him to appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member with a special apparatus.
The attachment broke before the performance and Mr Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required. He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.
"It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me," Mr Blackner said. "I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."
source HERE
yucks! what the hell!
dudes get on roofdudes get drunk
dude falls asleep
dude pukes in his sleep
GROSSS!!!
the dangers of texting...
wat a moron! lucky for him he didn't get squished like a roach...
Dude gets hit by a train because he was too busy text messaging
Officials think that Zachariah Smith was so engrossed in sending a text message Monday that he didn't notice a train - until it hit him as he crossed tracks in Elmwood Place.
Smith, 18, was waiting to cross the tracks. The gates were down to allow a CSX train to continue its southbound route. When that train passed, Smith, apparently too intent on texting, was hit by a northbound Norfolk Southern train that he didn't see coming from the other direction. He was thrown about 50 feet.
source HERE
Dude gets hit by a train because he was too busy text messaging
Officials think that Zachariah Smith was so engrossed in sending a text message Monday that he didn't notice a train - until it hit him as he crossed tracks in Elmwood Place.
Smith, 18, was waiting to cross the tracks. The gates were down to allow a CSX train to continue its southbound route. When that train passed, Smith, apparently too intent on texting, was hit by a northbound Norfolk Southern train that he didn't see coming from the other direction. He was thrown about 50 feet.
source HERE
chicken or egg - the age old question
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
If anyone needs it explained - read it a second time.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
If anyone needs it explained - read it a second time.
Monday, August 27, 2007
my 2 favourite jessgals...
...seem intent to giving me perpetual heart palpitations...
Jessica Alba in a first attack, with latest photos of her appearance @ the teen choice awards 2007...such a flattering yellow dress for her glowing tan...
and Jessica Biel replies with a blazing riposte in a pictorial from FHM France...
Jessica Alba in a first attack, with latest photos of her appearance @ the teen choice awards 2007...such a flattering yellow dress for her glowing tan...
and Jessica Biel replies with a blazing riposte in a pictorial from FHM France...
hooah!!! wat a trip...
ate a shitload
drank an ocean of alcohol
slept very little
we were complete pigs!!!
6 of us drove up to KL on friday early morning...began the journey around 0530, broke it in malacca around 0700 for breakie and finally got to KL in time for lunch after fighting with the horrible traffic all the way from sungei besi to bukit bintang...fortunately for moi (who was driving), my friend's car was an auto...PHEW...
the rest of the day upto sunday was a whirlwind of over-eating, beer-guzzling and whisky-gorging...and not forgetting woman-watching...with a little shopping thrown in...
fantastic trip...too bad the photos are mostly taken with mobile phone cameras (packed the D40 but too lazy to carry around due to the weight)
drank an ocean of alcohol
slept very little
we were complete pigs!!!
6 of us drove up to KL on friday early morning...began the journey around 0530, broke it in malacca around 0700 for breakie and finally got to KL in time for lunch after fighting with the horrible traffic all the way from sungei besi to bukit bintang...fortunately for moi (who was driving), my friend's car was an auto...PHEW...
the rest of the day upto sunday was a whirlwind of over-eating, beer-guzzling and whisky-gorging...and not forgetting woman-watching...with a little shopping thrown in...
fantastic trip...too bad the photos are mostly taken with mobile phone cameras (packed the D40 but too lazy to carry around due to the weight)
Thursday, August 23, 2007
will not be blogging for the next few days...
...as i am off to kuala lumpur tomorrow with my boyz for a guy's trip....we intend to drink till we are falling down drunk, eat until we barf and party till we can't walk...leaving tomorrow morning @ 5am...
y'all take care now and check back here monday for photos eh?
cheerio!
....we intend to drink till we are falling down drunk, eat until we barf and party till we can't walk...leaving tomorrow morning @ 5am...y'all take care now and check back here monday for photos eh?
cheerio!
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
listen to the thunder...
on 31 jan 2007, i blogged about the forthcoming LEXUS IS-F HERE, wondering whether it would be creditable opposition to the hi-end germanic performance saloons...
as things have turned out, it might just prove to be a big surprise...that engine sounds awesome!
check it out at laguna seca raceway...vid below...
as things have turned out, it might just prove to be a big surprise...that engine sounds awesome!
check it out at laguna seca raceway...vid below...
lost without you...
just heard this song by robin thicke for the first time a short while back (ok, so i'm slow)....how utterly seductive...imagine messing around in front of a roaring fire on a big shag rug in winter...oooh la laaaa...
Lost Without You by Robin Thicke
I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby
I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby
Tell me how u love me more
And how u think I’m sexy baby
That u don’t want nobody else
U don’t want this guy u don’t want that guy u wanna
Touch yourself when u see me
Tell me how u love my body
And how I make u feel baby
U wanna roll with me u wanna hold with me
U wanna stay warm and get out of the cold with me
I just love 2 hear u say it
It makes a man feel good baby
Tell me u depend on me
I need To hear it
I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby
I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby
Baby you’re the perfect shape
Baby you’re the perfect weight
Treat me like my birthday
I want it this way I want it that way I want it
Tell me u don’t want me To stop
Tell me it would break your heart
That u love me and all my dirty
U wanna roll with me u wanna hold with me
U wanna make fires and get Norwegian wood with me
I just love To hear u say it
It makes a man feel good baby
I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby
'Cos you may tell me every morning
Ooooooh Alright babe
Aaah yeah
Oh baby
Oh Darling
Ahh yeah
I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby
I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby
Ooooh Yeah
Oh baby
Oh darling
Ah yeah. Right
Oh baby
Oh darling
Oooh Hoo baby.
All right, right right
)....how utterly seductive...imagine messing around in front of a roaring fire on a big shag rug in winter...oooh la laaaa...Lost Without You by Robin Thicke
I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby
I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby
Tell me how u love me more
And how u think I’m sexy baby
That u don’t want nobody else
U don’t want this guy u don’t want that guy u wanna
Touch yourself when u see me
Tell me how u love my body
And how I make u feel baby
U wanna roll with me u wanna hold with me
U wanna stay warm and get out of the cold with me
I just love 2 hear u say it
It makes a man feel good baby
Tell me u depend on me
I need To hear it
I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby
I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby
Baby you’re the perfect shape
Baby you’re the perfect weight
Treat me like my birthday
I want it this way I want it that way I want it
Tell me u don’t want me To stop
Tell me it would break your heart
That u love me and all my dirty
U wanna roll with me u wanna hold with me
U wanna make fires and get Norwegian wood with me
I just love To hear u say it
It makes a man feel good baby
I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby
'Cos you may tell me every morning
Ooooooh Alright babe
Aaah yeah
Oh baby
Oh Darling
Ahh yeah
I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby
I’m lost without u
Can’t help myself
How does it feel
To know that I love u baby
Ooooh Yeah
Oh baby
Oh darling
Ah yeah. Right
Oh baby
Oh darling
Oooh Hoo baby.
All right, right right
what the?
i feel the need...the need for speed...but i can't feel my leg... sorry, can't help laffing out loud...too damn weird...
Dude riding his bike fails to notice his missing leg
A Japanese biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for more than a mile, leaving a friend to pick up the missing limb.
The 54-year-old office worker was out on his motorcycle with a group of friends in Tokyo, on Monday, when he was unable to negotiate a curve in the road and bumped into the central barrier, the Mainichi Shimbun said. He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction.
The man and his leg were taken to a hospital, but the limb had been crushed in the collision, the paper said.
source HERE
sorry, can't help laffing out loud...too damn weird...Dude riding his bike fails to notice his missing leg
A Japanese biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for more than a mile, leaving a friend to pick up the missing limb.
The 54-year-old office worker was out on his motorcycle with a group of friends in Tokyo, on Monday, when he was unable to negotiate a curve in the road and bumped into the central barrier, the Mainichi Shimbun said. He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction.
The man and his leg were taken to a hospital, but the limb had been crushed in the collision, the paper said.
source HERE
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