read the name fast
Thursday, April 30, 2009
halle berry just...
...slays me...she looks soooooooo fine at the premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine...the bod just don't quit!
note to men
Five Rules to Having a Happy Married Life
• It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
• It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
• It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
• It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
• It’s very, very important that these four women never meet one another.
• It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
• It’s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
• It’s important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn’t lie to you.
• It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
• It’s very, very important that these four women never meet one another.
eek
don't try this at home!
thermite...a simple concoction, but one that has some serious destructive power...what exactly is it??? see HERE. and then view the vid below...that is some hotttt shit!
d'oh!
Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you a question.""I know, I know," the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder. "I get asked all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."
"No, that's not it at all," Brenda confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."
gross but quite amusing
no, having a "pet" tapeworm is not a funny matter but the way the fella puts it IS!check out his story HERE.
bar rafaeli in a little black bikini
ok ok, i admit it....so there's no particular reason behind this post but hell, bar rafaeli in a bikini? how the heck can i NOT post this one???
man, leonard decaprio is one lucky SOB!
and as a bonus....the vid!
man, leonard decaprio is one lucky SOB!
and as a bonus....the vid!
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
dude's got some big cojones and small brains...
Crazy dude Simon Dumont shattered records when he managed to launch himself above 35 feet in the air off of a half-pipe. It's pretty amazing....he would have gone SPLAT had anything gone wrong...even if he had snow to cushion the fall...
Highest Half Pipe Ski Jump Ever - Watch more Funny Videos
Highest Half Pipe Ski Jump Ever - Watch more Funny Videos
classic classifieds!
some of these are genuinely world-class hilarious!
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER: 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD: 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG: Looks like a rat … Been out a while. Better be a reward for this nasty little thing.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED: Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300: Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES: California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE: Call Linda.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything!!!
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER: 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.
FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD: 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG: Looks like a rat … Been out a while. Better be a reward for this nasty little thing.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED: Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK $300: Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES: California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE: Call Linda.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Wife knows everything!!!
what a shot!
well-done!!!
One-armed, one-eyed golfer hits hole in one
A one-eyed and one-armed golfer has stunned his friends — and himself — by hitting a hole-in-one.
Former Royal Marine Alan Perrin, 45, who suffered horrendous injuries in a bomb blast, hit a one-handed drive from the second tee at the Exminster Golf Club course near Exeter. It travelled the 160 yards to the hole but then appeared to be lost.
Mr Perrin, who uses an electric buggy bought by his wife Denise, 46, to travel the course, arrived at the green with his partner but the ball was nowhere to be seen. He said: "We'd lost sight of it from the tee but my playing partner said it had gone left. We spent about five minutes looking for it but we didn't want to hold up the next group so we moved on to the next tee.
"When the group behind us reached the green they found a ball in the hole and shouted up, 'Anyone lost a yellow ball?' It was mine. I asked where they found it — and it was in the hole. I was stunned. I was a hole-in-one virgin up to then. I took up golf some time after my accident and have only ever played with one arm."
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One-armed, one-eyed golfer hits hole in oneA one-eyed and one-armed golfer has stunned his friends — and himself — by hitting a hole-in-one.
Former Royal Marine Alan Perrin, 45, who suffered horrendous injuries in a bomb blast, hit a one-handed drive from the second tee at the Exminster Golf Club course near Exeter. It travelled the 160 yards to the hole but then appeared to be lost.
Mr Perrin, who uses an electric buggy bought by his wife Denise, 46, to travel the course, arrived at the green with his partner but the ball was nowhere to be seen. He said: "We'd lost sight of it from the tee but my playing partner said it had gone left. We spent about five minutes looking for it but we didn't want to hold up the next group so we moved on to the next tee.
"When the group behind us reached the green they found a ball in the hole and shouted up, 'Anyone lost a yellow ball?' It was mine. I asked where they found it — and it was in the hole. I was stunned. I was a hole-in-one virgin up to then. I took up golf some time after my accident and have only ever played with one arm."
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the spider nearly burnt my house down!
hasn't he heard of smack the damn arachnid with a rolled-up newspaper??? why use a lighter, you schmuck???
Man trying to kill spider sets house on fire
A man had to be rescued after setting the front of his house on fire while trying to kill a spider with a lighter. Firefighters say the man, in his 40s, had been trying to set fire to the spider as it crawled up the front of the semi-detached property But sparks reached material behind the cladding and caused a fire within the walls, shortly before midnight. Three fire engines raced to the scene in Portsmouth, Hants, and found the man trying to put out the flames with a garden hose.
Firefighters in breathing apparatus removed the cladding and spent two hours putting the fire out. Watch manager Steve Pearce said: "The man was trying to put the fire out with a garden hose when we arrived. The whole thing had clearly scared the life out of him. There was a gap in the cladding where he was trying to kill the spider and so the sparks got through to the material behind and started spreading upwards towards the roof.
"Our concern was that it would reach the roof and the property would be lost. We sent firefighters up into the loft to put it out and fortunately we were able to stop it in time. Surprisingly there wasn't much damage to the house other than to the cladding. We obviously had a chat with the man but I don't think he'll be doing this again."
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Man trying to kill spider sets house on fire
A man had to be rescued after setting the front of his house on fire while trying to kill a spider with a lighter. Firefighters say the man, in his 40s, had been trying to set fire to the spider as it crawled up the front of the semi-detached property But sparks reached material behind the cladding and caused a fire within the walls, shortly before midnight. Three fire engines raced to the scene in Portsmouth, Hants, and found the man trying to put out the flames with a garden hose.
Firefighters in breathing apparatus removed the cladding and spent two hours putting the fire out. Watch manager Steve Pearce said: "The man was trying to put the fire out with a garden hose when we arrived. The whole thing had clearly scared the life out of him. There was a gap in the cladding where he was trying to kill the spider and so the sparks got through to the material behind and started spreading upwards towards the roof.
"Our concern was that it would reach the roof and the property would be lost. We sent firefighters up into the loft to put it out and fortunately we were able to stop it in time. Surprisingly there wasn't much damage to the house other than to the cladding. We obviously had a chat with the man but I don't think he'll be doing this again."
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a tribute to the late...
...Bea Arthur, who passed away on 25 Apr at the ripe old age of 87...RIP...i will always remember her as the causticly-humorous Dorothy in THE GOLDEN GIRLS, the 80s hit TV show that defied the trends of american TV by showing the lifes of 4 elderly women...
for this role, she picked up several Golden Globe nominations and a win in 1988...
as a tribute of sorts, have found a vid of the bloopers that occurred during live filming over the years...i just love the wisecracking humour...even when it goes wrong, it's frickin' hilarious...
jessica alba is...
...a stunning, crazy-hot mum!!! she still looks amazing after giving birth to her daughter Honor Marie not too long ago, as can be evidenced by the photos taken of her appearance at the Jay Leno show...*slurrrrrrp*
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
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