how the heck do you mistake those DDs? as a reminder, here's her latest photoshoot from DT magazine...i still ask myself...HOWWWWW???
Saturday, May 30, 2009
diora baird...
...i was a bit nonplussed when i failed to recognise her as the green-skinned alien chick that Jimmy Kirk got hot and heavy with whilst at the Starfleet Academy....must have been the colour of her epidermis...
how the heck do you mistake those DDs? as a reminder, here's her latest photoshoot from DT magazine...i still ask myself...HOWWWWW???
how the heck do you mistake those DDs? as a reminder, here's her latest photoshoot from DT magazine...i still ask myself...HOWWWWW???
my she's still HAAAAAWWWT!
cindy crawford....supermodel of the 80s/90s...mother of two...and at the age of 43, she is still stunning!
wow!
wow!
elisha cuthbert...
...haven't seen her for a fair bit now and what a welcome return...in a photoshoot for Men's Health magazine...she looks utter wet, sweaty and lickable...
excuse me now while i go take a long cold shower...
excuse me now while i go take a long cold shower...
oh damn!
the bull gets his revenge...
Spanish matador Israel Lancho is gored after trying to kill a bull during the San Isidro Festival at the Las Ventas bullring in Madrid.
Spanish matador Israel Lancho is gored after trying to kill a bull during the San Isidro Festival at the Las Ventas bullring in Madrid.
Friday, May 29, 2009
i'm listening to...
...Katy Perry's debut single YOU'RE SO GAY....a haunting, somewhat ethereal ditty that has an infuriatingly infectious whistling counterpoint in the background...very clever lyrics too...
excellent song...no wonder it made people sit up and take notice of her...
Ur So Gay
Lyrics | Katy Perry Lyrics | You%27re So Gayyy Lyrics
excellent song...no wonder it made people sit up and take notice of her...
Ur So Gay
Lyrics | Katy Perry Lyrics | You%27re So Gayyy Lyrics
Thursday, May 28, 2009
note to self - never date russian women
...it's just too dangerous for the health of my family jewels...yikes!
Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackers
A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them.
The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.
When Alik started moving out Kira suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life. Even if the man survives the girl will face up to 12 years imprisonment.
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Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackers
A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them.
The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.
When Alik started moving out Kira suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life. Even if the man survives the girl will face up to 12 years imprisonment.
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literally...
...running a red light!
The driver hit the left turn light and sheared off the light post at the base, and then kept driving on about 2 miles to a nearby pub, where he stopped for more beer!! How impaired do you have to be to NOT notice that you are carrying a stop light?
The driver hit the left turn light and sheared off the light post at the base, and then kept driving on about 2 miles to a nearby pub, where he stopped for more beer!! How impaired do you have to be to NOT notice that you are carrying a stop light?
ermmmm....
Top 20 ways to say, “Your fly is open”
20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You’ve got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson…
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You’ve got your fly set for “Monica” instead of “Hillary.”
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction…
3) You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
And The Number One Way To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped…
1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You’ve got Windows in your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13) Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson…
12) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You’ve got your fly set for “Monica” instead of “Hillary.”
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction…
3) You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
And The Number One Way To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped…
1) I thought you were crazy; now I see your nuts.
avril lavigne in a bikini...
...she's cute but she sure could tone up a little. well at least it's better than the usual sk8r boy outfits that she usually stumps around in...
and here are some older ones...
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