the differences between the genders are clearly illustrated forthwith...'nuff said
Friday, August 04, 2006
Thursday, August 03, 2006
the joker revealed!
Most people heard about this a day or two ago, but most people start yelling about plenty rumors that are false. It is now official that Heath Ledger will play the Joker in the upcoming sequel to Batman Begins.MTV confirms: "According to Variety, the Brokeback Mountain lead has signed on to be the bad guy in The Dark Knight, which is expected to go into production early next year.Christian Bale will be back as Batman/ Bruce Wayne..."
Can't wait! =))
this is what i fear most...
...everytime my darling drives my other darling
GULP...better not let her see this else i will die flat flat...
this is one for the boyz
and guess who's the winner? jessica alba? christina aguilera? kate beckinsale? angelina jolie? you'll just have to go to the link to the FHM site below to find out...enjoy!!!
link HERE
the grand olde lady...
you know, in spite of having been to the raffles hotel many times for makan at the various restaurants within, i have never really taken note of the distinctive victorian architecture and outlook of the grande dame...and have not taken any photos of her visage before...last night whilst i was on the way down to town, got caught in a jam outside the front entrance and looking around, decided to whip my phone out to take a quick snap...the fascia is just soooo inviting, dun you think?
think it will not be long before i go back with my camera to take a few snaps in earnest...
too much faith perhaps?
adoi, what an idiot!
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from college. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed so Mbembe approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant’s foot, and found a large thorn deeply embedded in it.
As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the thorn out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man and with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For several tense moments Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned and walked away.
Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later he was walking through a zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe and lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn’t help wondering if this was the same elephant. Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man’s legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him.
Probably wasn’t the same elephant.
geykiang leh subaru...
...after the teutonic 1-upmanship blogged about HERE, the masamune blade of subaru comes into play too...geez grow up, you juveniles! subaru damnnn kaypoh leh...
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
ALAMAK!!!
Home alone child was parrot
Police called out to investigate reports of a young child left home alone found a talking parrot instead.
Police were called to the house in Koblenz, Germany, by an elderly lady who said she could hear a child next door constantly screaming "Mama, Mama".
The woman felt the child must have been left home alone as nobody was answering the cries.
But when officers broke into the house they found the cries were coming from a 25-year-old talking parrot.
original article HERE
Police called out to investigate reports of a young child left home alone found a talking parrot instead.
Police were called to the house in Koblenz, Germany, by an elderly lady who said she could hear a child next door constantly screaming "Mama, Mama".
The woman felt the child must have been left home alone as nobody was answering the cries.
But when officers broke into the house they found the cries were coming from a 25-year-old talking parrot.
original article HERE
this chap desperately needs to...
...learn how to bowl...OR get a bowling ball with bigger lobangs (i.e. holes)
the playground stunt that went wrong...
...received more than 1.5million hits after being posted on youtube.com!!! it was since deleted but then someone uploaded (updated in my blog posting) and now even BBC has caught on...see the news report below and the video stills on the side
rocky balboa...the greatest that NEVER lived
c'mon face it...he's gotta to be the best fighter that never lived...an inspiration from the get-go when he faced down apollo creed in #1 (1976) and in spite of losing the match, never did lose his dignity and poise...it catapulted ole sly into the ranks of the superstars and began a legend...
now it's time for part 6...ROCKY BALBOA it's called and it's set for theatrical release 9th feb 2007 worldwide...can't wait!!!
think i shall go buy all the previous 5 to re-run again before i watch this 6th instalment...
"aaaaaddrrriieeeeeeeeeennnnneeee..."
read more on this upcoming movie on the wikipedia site HERE (many many details indeed: SPOILER ALERT!!!!)
and TA DA!!!! here's the official trailer
phenomenal odds AGAINST
Identical twins wed - and have identical twin sons
When identical twin Joanne Johnson fell in love with identical twin Richard McGee, they thought that was enough coincidences for a lifetime.
They couldn't have been more wrong..................Three years after marrying, the couple are the proud parents of identical twin boys.
The odds against such a phenomenon are incalculable and there are no records of identical twins ever having had identical twins anywhere in the world.
original article HERE
When identical twin Joanne Johnson fell in love with identical twin Richard McGee, they thought that was enough coincidences for a lifetime.
They couldn't have been more wrong..................Three years after marrying, the couple are the proud parents of identical twin boys.
The odds against such a phenomenon are incalculable and there are no records of identical twins ever having had identical twins anywhere in the world.
original article HERE
he beats even my friend cube!
World Record Beer Guzzler
According to the Guiness Book of World Records, Steven Petrosino drank 1 liter of beer (33 ounces) in 1.3 seconds on June 22, 1977 at the Gingerbreadman in Carlise, PA, a 56% improvement over the previous world record record set several years earlier by Peter Dowdeswell of England (2.3 seconds for 1 liter).
That’s fast!
original article HERE
According to the Guiness Book of World Records, Steven Petrosino drank 1 liter of beer (33 ounces) in 1.3 seconds on June 22, 1977 at the Gingerbreadman in Carlise, PA, a 56% improvement over the previous world record record set several years earlier by Peter Dowdeswell of England (2.3 seconds for 1 liter).
That’s fast!
original article HERE
1-upmanship...teutonic-style
man, i wish they had this kind of aggressive advertising in singapore...sooo much more exciting than the hum-drum boring crap in the singapore media industry as a whole...
BMW's ad - hao lian lah....
BMW's ad - hao lian lah....
audi's response...lagi hao lian...Tuesday, August 01, 2006
woah i soo need one of these...
...no, not the gal....the shirt!!! =))
The coolest shirt you can buy ... with inbuilt air conditioning
It is the ultimate way to beat the heatwave - a shirt with its own air-conditioning system built in.
It works by helping the body's own cooling system. Normally, sweat is produced and evaporates, causing a cooling effect. Clothes interfere with this process by trapping the droplets.
But the shirt, invented by former Sony technician Hiroshi Ichigaya, produces a layer of circulating air which enhances sweat evaporation.
Two fans at the back pump fresh air around the wearer and out through the neck and sleeve ends. Moisture can also pass through the cloth. The 4in diameter fans are powered by AA batteries, which last for several hours, or by plugging into a computer using a USB cable.
link HERE
The coolest shirt you can buy ... with inbuilt air conditioning
It is the ultimate way to beat the heatwave - a shirt with its own air-conditioning system built in.
It works by helping the body's own cooling system. Normally, sweat is produced and evaporates, causing a cooling effect. Clothes interfere with this process by trapping the droplets.
But the shirt, invented by former Sony technician Hiroshi Ichigaya, produces a layer of circulating air which enhances sweat evaporation.
Two fans at the back pump fresh air around the wearer and out through the neck and sleeve ends. Moisture can also pass through the cloth. The 4in diameter fans are powered by AA batteries, which last for several hours, or by plugging into a computer using a USB cable.
link HERE
hooo boy...this is excellent!
Torn by good & evil and an incestuous love affair, a lonely and depraved Darth Vader has a nervous breakdown.
This is by far the FUNNIEST thing ever made this side of the Milky Way!! It was created entirely by using the true voice of Vader, Mr. James Earl Jones HIMSELF!
This is by far the FUNNIEST thing ever made this side of the Milky Way!! It was created entirely by using the true voice of Vader, Mr. James Earl Jones HIMSELF!
YEEOUCH!!!
if you're gonna attempt to be a stuntman and jump off the roof of your house onto a trampoline, it might just be a good idea to actually LAND ON the trampoline....right?
in memory of bella
...i miss her...so in memoriam, am posting 2 vids of the clio RS mark 3...this baby has me reaaaaaly wanting to return to the renault fold...
too big a mouthful...
A resident in the area saw a ball bouncing around kind of strange in a nearby pond and went to investigate.
It turned out to be a flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a child's basketball which became stuck in its mouth!! The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive, but unable to because the ball would always bring him back up to the surface.
The resident tried numerous times to get the ball out, but was unsuccessful. He finally had his wife cut the ball in order to deflate it and release the hungry catfish.
You probably don't believe this, and thought it to be a lead in to a joke . .
But just look at the following pictures.
It turned out to be a flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a child's basketball which became stuck in its mouth!! The fish was totally exhausted from trying to dive, but unable to because the ball would always bring him back up to the surface.
The resident tried numerous times to get the ball out, but was unsuccessful. He finally had his wife cut the ball in order to deflate it and release the hungry catfish.
You probably don't believe this, and thought it to be a lead in to a joke . .
But just look at the following pictures.
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