Tuesday, May 08, 2007

the archnemesis for the 911


....is now AUDI's R8...a brilliant mid-engine sports coupe released towards the end of 2006...

the Audi R8 will be available in mid-2007 with a 4.2 L V8 making 420 hp, as seen in the Audi RS4...an absolute stonker of an engine...

for 2009 a second, a more powerful engine variant that uses a 520-hp 5.2 L V10, an enlarged version of the Lamborghini Gallardo's engine and already seen in the Audi S8, is rumoured but not confirmed by Audi.

Audi is currently in the process of developing a new turbocharged 5.2 L V10 engine for the future Audi RS6, and there is a possibility that this engine will make its way into the R8, dependent on marketing decisions...

i will be eagerly awaiting roadtests of this S-version...momma mia...devil

see below for 5th Gear's test of the R8 in vivaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa las vegaswinking

lelong lelong

in my quest to upgrade to a full DSLR, i now have to put my LUMIX prosumer FZ-20 up for sale...

the camera will come with

- 1 x 16mb SD
- 1 x 256mb SD
- 1 x 1gb SD
- 1 x original batt 680 mAh
- 1 x aftermarket batt 900 mAh
- 1 x UV filter
- 1 x polarising filter

anyone interested? deal in singapore only thoughbig grin

Panasonic DMC-FZ20 Key specifications
Body Material - Metal and Plastic
Weight (inc batt) - 556 g (1.2 lb)
Dimensions - 128 x 87 x 106 mm (5.0 x 3.4 x 4.2 in)

Sensor
• 1/2.5" Type CCD / • 5.3 million pixels total / • 5.0 million effective pixels

Image sizes
• 2560 x 1920 / • 2048 x 1536 / • 1600 x 1200 / • 1280 x 960 / • 640 x 480 / • 1920 x 1080 (16:9 HDTV)

Movie clips
• 320 x 240 (10 / 30 fps) / • With audio / • Limited only by storage / • MOV (Motion JPEG)

Lens
• 36 - 432 mm equiv. (12x zoom) / • F2.8 (throughout zoom range) / • MEGA OIS (Mode 1 / Mode 2) / • LEICA DC VARIO-ELMARIT / • 13 Elements in 8 Groups / • 3 Aspherical Lenses/3 Aspherical Surfaces, 1 ED Lens

Focus
• 1 point, 3 point, 9 point Autofocus / • Spot-focusing / • Single shot or Continuous AF / • Switcheable focus trigger / • Manual Focus(Ring) / • 5cm macro mode (Wide), 200cm (Tele)

Shooting mode
• Program (with shift) / • Aperture Priority / • Shutter Priority / • Manual / • Macro / • Moving Image / • Portrait / • Sports / • Landscape / • Night Landscape / • Panning / • Night Portrait / • Fireworks / • Party/• Snow/ • AE compensation -2.0EV to +2.0 EV in 1/3EV steps/• Auto bracketing

Sensitivity
• Auto / • ISO 80, 100, 200, 400

White Balance
• Auto / • 4 presets / • Custom WB (manual) / • White Balance fine tune (R-B)

Image parameters
• Contrast (Low, Standard, High) / • Sharpness (Low, Standard, High) / • Saturation (Low, Standard, High) / • Noise reduction (Low,Standard, High) / • Color effects (Cool, Warm, Black & White, Sepia)

Continuous
• Full resolution: 3 or 2 fps / • Full resolution: max 7 images (standard mode), 4 images (fine mode) / • Infinite consecutive (unlimited but slower shooting rate)

Flash
• Built-in pop-up flash / • Modes: Auto, Auto with red-eye reduction, Slow sync, On/Off / • Range: 0.3 to 7.0 m (0.98 feet - 23.0 feet) / • External flash via hot-shoe

Storage
• SD/MMC

Viewfinder
• EVF (114,000 pixels) / • Field of view approx 100% / • -4 to +4 dioptre adjustment

LCD monitor
• 2.0" TFT LCD / • 130,000 pixels

Connectivity
• USB 2.0 Full Speed (12 Mbits/s) /• A/V out / • DC-IN / • Remote socket

Power
• Lithium-Ion rechargeable battery / • Charger included

Other features
• Spot, Center-weighted & Multi-pattern metering / • PictBridge and DPOF compatible / • Mega Optical Image Stabilisation / • Live Histogram / • AF assist lamp / • Built-in speaker and microphone / • Flip Animation function / • In-camera picture resizing and cropping / • Voice annotation • 2/10 second self-timer / • Venus Engine II™ LSI Image Processor


review of camera HERE

weddings are stressful...

...for the best men anyways! following up from HERE.

saturday was a day of extreme stress for moi and my co-bestman. mostly because there were a myriad of tasks to accomplish, a horde of vendors to contend with and last but certainly not least the uncompromisingly hot and humid weather...in fact i was so flustered by all these that i didn't even feel like eating a morsel during dinner...silly

i actually avoided any alcohol until all the main bits of the night were over...i could then finally kick back with a coupla beers and my hoyo de monterrey cubano...phew...whew!

it was however well-worth the efforts...the bride and groom were utterly relaxed throughout the whole day and that was the crucial thing...big grin

damn, i hope that's the last time i have to do something like that...nailbiting

Monday, May 07, 2007

spidey 3

yes, it's been panned by critics as being "plain awful" and "overly long and complicated" but nevertheless the juggernaut that is SPIDERMAN 3 rumbles onward and forthward irresistibly...clocking up a record-breaking US$148 million in the 1st weekend of release, easily eclipsing the previous record of us$136 million set by POTC: Dead Man's Chest...

me, i find it to be a tad bit long and the pacing a bit on and off throughout the whole movie...albeit still rather entertaining...tobey and kirsten make a pretty pairing and do a workmanlike performance in the face of the whole CGI onslaught...in particular, the geekiness of mr maguire shines through like a beacon in the dark (dunno whether that's good for him or not...the danger lies in the eminent possibility of being typecast)...

the villains were decently fleshed out...topher grace in particular comes in for my praise for the vulnerability during his fall and the manic glint in his eyes when he's taken over by the alien symbiote...completely believable...applause

one horrible interlude stands out though...the music portion when ole peter parker goes all emo under the influence of the symbiote...that was totally cringeworthy...urghhh...what the blazes was sam raimi thinking?????sick

sooooo....for me, it's at best a 3-1/2 outta 5...worth a watch, but just suspend disbelief for the 140 minutes and just enjoy it for what it's worth...a comic book come to life on the big screen...

and latest news is...there will be at least 3 MORE sequels (see HERE)...goodness, the studios are milking this cash cow for all it's worth, i tell you...wonder what other villains will rear their heads...electro? kraven? hmmmmm...thinking

Friday, May 04, 2007

my 1st wedding...

...as a best man, that is....tomorrow my buddy from wayyyyyyy back (have known him for 28 years since the 1st day of primary 1) is getting married and i have been drafted in as one of the co-bestmen...good grief...i hope i dun screw things upworried

this'll be an interesting experience to say the leastbig grin

the ultimate "best" resume and cover letter

OMFG!!!rolling on the floor woman, you're not blardy serious!

download it from HERE for a great laugh! man how thick is her skin???!?!??!!
d'oh

heehee....quite funny lah...

TGIFF!!!winking

Thursday, May 03, 2007

damn!

this happened to my very 1st bike as well...so sad...broken heart

fate...a repeat of 2005...


ooooh yes, the protagonists for the 2007 Champions League finals have fallen into place...pool skewered the ambitious dreams of the whinger mourinho and man u fell prey to the wiles of the marvellous kaka and the san siro cauldron...smug

in hindsight, it would seem fateful that the incredible final of 2005 would be repeated...but this time, personally feel that pool would be extremely hard-pressed to keep the rossineri at bay...the milanese team is now battle-hardened from their relegation to the 2nd tier league in italy (due to the match-fixing scandal) and they will play their hearts out to prove that their fall from grace was not due in any way to their footballing skills...

stevie g and co. will have to play out of their respective skins to do a repeat, i believe...is it possible? yes of course, but probable? i really dunno, man...
worried

the head tells me milan, but the heart plumbs ever so deep for pool...
love struck

oh well, just to relive that glorious night 2 years ago, here's a compilation vid...shiok!!!!!
party

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

alonso...megane rs...nurburgring...

applause damn he looks sooo relaxed...

gangway below!!!

Woman hit by falling cat to sue 200 peoplesilly

A Chinese woman knocked out by a cat falling from a block of flats is to sue 200 residents because none will admit responsibility.

Tang Meirong, 53, of Chongqing city, was sent to hospital after being hit by the cat, reports Chongqing Business News.

"I was walking on the footpath under the building, and suddenly a heavy object hit my head. I remember nothing afterwards," she said.

After regaining consciousness, Tang called police but the building manager told officers it would be very difficult to identify the cat owner.

Tang says she will sue all 200 residents whose flats face the street if none of them come forward to take responsibility.

The cat was killed by the fall.

source HERE

hasn't the thought that the feline fell on its own crossed her little peabrain?laughing

immutable laws of life

d'oh

  1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
  2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner, even if it is square.
  3. Law of Visual Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
  4. Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
  5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
  6. Variation Law: If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
  7. Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
  8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
  9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
  10. Law of Bio-mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
  11. Law of the Theater: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
  12. Law of Coffee Temperature: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
  13. Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
  14. Law of Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the cost of the carpet.
  15. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
  16. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
  17. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
  18. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
  19. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are!

sir, do you want ketchup with that?

...by the bottle or barrel?surprise

AHHHHHH

The meaning of "A H"

A motorcycle officer stops a man for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the motor officer. The violator demands to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The "Motorist" instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms. The officer, being a professional, takes it all in stride, figuring "battleship mouth and rowboat ass".

The tirade goes on without the cop saying anything. When he gets done with writing the citation he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the citation. He then hands it to the "Violator" for his signature.

The guy signs the cite angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for. The officer then removes his mirrored sunglasses, gets in the middle of the guy's face and said, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember you're an asshole!"

Three months later they are in court. The "Violator" has such a bad record he is about to lose his license and has hired an attorney to represent him. On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light. Under cross-examination, the defense attorney asks, "Officer, is this a reasonable facsimile of the citation you issued my client?"

Officer responds, "Yes sir, this is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top." Attorney: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this citation you don't normally make?"

Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an 'AH', underlined."

Attorney: "What does the AH stand for, officer?"

Officer? "Aggressive and Hostile, Sir."

Attorney: "Aggressive and hostile?"

Officer: "Yes, Sir?"

Attorney: "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for Asshole?"

Officer: "Well, Sir, you know your client better than I do."rolling on the floor

the doc has a point there...

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I replied. I'm not doing drugs, either!"

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even care?laughing

hilarious!

rolling on the floor

Three aspiring psychiatrists, from three universities, were attending their first class on emotional extremes.

"Just to establish some parameters." said the professor to the student from University of Tennessee, "What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness'" said the student.

"And the opposite of depression?" he asked the young lady from University of Memphis.

"Elation," she said.

"And you, sir," he said to the student from University of Arkansas, "How about the opposite of woe?"

The student replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy up."

ermmm.....HELP!!!?!?!!!


someone...please...laughing

dude, stop the damn car!


we gotta go there!rolling on the floor

man, talk about damaged goods...

...check out ms attention-seeker spears in her hooker outfitrolling on the floor

and holy cow, she's WRITING a book?


Britney Spears is writing a book

Britney Spears is allegedly planning to lift the lid on exes Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline in a tell-all book.

The singer is said to be "hurt and angry" about her failed relationships and is now set to exorcise her demons by naming the people "who did me wrong" in a sizzling autobiography.

A source told America's Star magazine: "Britney blames most of her problems with drugs and alcohol on the heartache she experienced years before, during her time with Justin - she couldn't trust him. I hear she's going to say she believes he constantly lied to her about other girls and that destroyed her self-esteem. She also felt he became mean toward the end of their relationship, she said he called her fat and told her she'd need to lose weight before he would have sex with her. When Justin learns about this book, he's going to be p***ed."

Sources also claim the book may reveal the singer and mother-of-two contemplated suicide when she realised husband Kevin Federline was using her for fame and money.

The book will also allegedly expose Britney's mother, 51-year-old Lynne, as the person she blames the most for everything that has gone wrong in her life.

source HERE

some deeeeeep sleep!

like dat oso can? was he like completely unconscious???laughing

Dude stabbed 9 times while sleeping, didn't feel a thing

A 23-year-old man who was stabbed nine times early Saturday morning told police he couldn’t identify his assailants because he slept through the whole thing.

Deputy police chief Tom Williams said Winona Police are investigating the incident which oc-curred at about 1:30 AM, but was not reported until 7:57 a.m.

Williams said the victim told officers he slept through the attack and only became aware of his injuries when his girlfriend saw he was covered in blood and brought them to his attention. He was taken to Community Memorial Hospital and then transferred to LaCrosse for treatment. He remained hospital-ized Monday morning.

source HERE

how odd...

why did they even bother? would it be interesting to watch?confused

Half grass / half clay tennis court cost 1.63 million

One is the king of grass, the other the king of clay. On Wednesday, Roger Federer or Rafael Nadal will be king of both.

Four-time Wimbledon champion Federer plays two-time French Open winner Nadal in an exhibition on a customized half-clay, half-grass court on this Spanish island.

Organizers needed 19 days and $1.63 million to create the court, which divides the surfaces by halves for a unique match in which a player can receive on clay and hit a winner on grass -- or vice versa.

"The result is not the most important thing. It's about having fun out there," the top-ranked Federer said. "It's going to be exciting and a good atmosphere. It doesn't always need to be crazy serious out on the match courts." A sellout crowd of nearly 7,000 is expected at the Palma Arena for the match, which is backed by the Balearic Islands tourism bureau.

source HERE

Edit (7th May) - Nadal pipped Federer in this exhibition match.

was that ever in doubt?

insurance/accident-wise, that is....can't really quantify overall skill when it comes to driving though...smug


Study shows statistically, women are better drivers (caveat) than men

Men are ruder, meaner and more likely to crash while driving than women, a survey has found. According to insurance company AAMI, 55 per cent of the men surveyed also admitted to drink driving, compared to 30 per cent of women.

The statistics, based on a telephone survey of 2384 drivers and AAMI claims data collected last year, revealed that men are more likely to act aggressively behind the wheel. The study found that 47 per cent of men and 38 per cent of women have rudely gestured at other drivers.

And 84 per cent of men have crashed their vehicle, compared to 77 per cent of women. “Our claims data shows that men's crashes tend to be more serious than women’s,” AAMI spokesman Geoff Hughes said.

“They are more likely to be involved in head-on collisions, roll-overs and loss-of-control crashes, as well as crashes involving pedestrians, cyclists and animals.” Women are more likely to be involved in relatively minor crashes such as reversing into stationary objects.

“Women use more parts of their brain to undertake tasks and furthermore, differences in men's and women's neurological processing can advantage women. However, the female brain is not as good at spatial relationships, so it is not surprising that they strike stationery objects more frequently than men.”

The survey also revealed that:

– 51 per cent of men have been distracted by billboards while driving, compared to 40 per cent of women.

– 46 per cent of men and 36 per cent of woman admitted to verbally abusing another driver.

source HERE

the 3rd instalment

at the cost of us$250 million, it'd better be spectacular...however, even if it were off the mark a bit, it'd still be a huge summer blockbuster for sure...

just been released yesterday island-wide on 120 screens...will catch it soon...

review to come next weekbig grin