welcome back, garbage...

...you have been missed, shirley, butch and gang

have been a fan of theirs from the get-go and when they took a hiatus in 2005, many were wondering if they were ever gonna come back with new work...fortunately as it seems, things are back to normal and their career-spanning retrospective album is soon to be released...


this is the 1st single off the new album and is completely new work...TELL ME WHERE IT HURTS...and she's looking mighty good in this 60s-inspired retro-sound vid...*SLURP*

vid


Tell Me Where It Hurts
Artist: Garbage

Just tell me where it hurts now baby,
And I'll love you with a love so tender
And if you let me stay I'll love all the hurt away
Why is that sad look in you eyes
Why are you crying
Tell me now tell me now
Tell me why you're feeling this way
I hate to see you so down
Oh baby is it your heart
Ooh Breakin' all in pieces
Makin' you cry
Makin' you feel blue
Is there anything I can do
Why don't you tell me where it hurts now baby
And I'll do my best to make it better
I'll do my best to make the tears all go away
Just tell me where it hurts now tell me
And I'll love you with a love so tender
And if you let me stay I'll love all the hurt away
Girl tell me, where are all those tears coming from
Why are they fallin'
Did somebody somebody leave your heart in the cold
You just need somebody to hold give me a chance to put back all the pieces
Take your broken heart
Make it just like new
There's so many things that I can do
Why don't you tell me where it hurts now baby
And I'll do my best to make it better
I'll do my best to make the tears all go away
Just tell me where it hurts now tell me
And I'll love you with a love so tender
And if you let me stay I'll love all the hurt away
Baby, If you'd only tell me where it hurts I know I can make it better.
If I could wrap my arms around your heart
I'd would hold you tight, and let you know everything is gonna be allright.
So take a chance with me baby. I dont wanna see you cry.
Is it your heart Ooh that's breakin' all in pieces
Makin' you cry Makin' you feel blue
Is there anything I can do
Tell me where it hurts now baby
And I'll do my best to make it better
I'll do my best to make the tears all go away Just tell me where
it hurts now tell me
And I'll love you with a love so tender
And if you let me stay I'll love all the hurt away

exploding balls...really...

*GULP* how fortunate i am NOT to be a honeybee...

The honey bee has exploding testicles...yes, really!

The reproductive cycle of bees is fascinating - and complex. But here’s the short story: a queen is selectively bred in a special "queen cell" in the hive and fed royal jelly by worker bees to induce her to become sexually mature.

A virgin queen that survives to adulthood without being killed by her rivals will take a mating flight with a dozen or so male drones (out of tens of thousands eligible bachelors in the colony). But don’t call these drones lucky because during mating, their genitals explode and snap off *OUCH* inside the queen!

Strange as it is, this actually makes evolutionary sense: the snapped-off penis acts as a genital plug to prevent other drones from fertilizing the queen. But tell that to the dead drone whose penis just exploded.

think before you speak

WIFE: "What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - -silence - -
HUSBAND: "Shit."

sheer incompetence...

aiyoh, can die ah!

ok, so it couldn't have been sue storm...

...so was it reed, johnny or ben???and was she underaged at the time???

go figger...

Questions with no answers

1. Why is it called a TV set when there's only one?
2. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
3. Can a guy named Nick have a 'nick' name?
4. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
5. If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
6. Do vampires get AIDS?
7. Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
8. If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
9. Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
10. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
11. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner instead of chasing Road-Runner?
12. How can you hear yourself think?
13. If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?
14. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
15. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
16. Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
17. If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
18. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
19. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
20. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
21. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
22. What's a question with no answer called?
23. Why is a square meal served on round plates?
24. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
25. If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
26. Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
27. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
28. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
29. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
30. Can you cry under water?
31. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

oh the pandemonium...

just absolutely made my morning when i read this...was rolling around laughing hysterically

teeth? naaaaaaaah can't be...

i don't think so, buddy...

why one should never hyphenate family names...

you gotta be kidding me, right? didn't these people think before they did so? i bet more than a few people were snickering at the weddings...i'd have been cackling away uncontrollably...

ominous signs

well, he knows her best...

As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day.

The deceased was a little old lady who had devoted her entire married life to fussing at her poor husband.

When the graveside service had no more than terminated, there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant lightning bolt and more rumbling thunder.

The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well, she's there..."

shit out of luck

sheer bad luck for this chap, man...dunno how more unfortunate he could be





Wrecking ball cable breaks, rolls through town, hits car.

Alex Habay was in his Ford Taurus, stopped at a traffic light in downtown Meadville, Crawford County, yesterday morning, thinking about nothing, idly listening to a radio commercial while on his way to his summer job at the YMCA. That's when a 1,500-pound wrecking ball smashed into the rear of his car.

A cable from a crane that was demolishing part of the building, holding the 3-foot-diameter wrecking ball snapped, starting its downhill tumble from the college to the town. Police said crane operator Robby L. Boring, 28, of Meadville, was injured when he tried to stop the wrecking ball by throwing bricks in front of it.

As it gained momentum, the wrecking ball rumbled from the campus along North Main Street, pinballing back and forth across the street, hitting nine parked cars and damaging curbs with each impact.

By the time it reached Mr. Habay's car at North Main and Randolph streets, it had gained enough momentum to crush the trunk into the back seat, showering Mr. Habay with glass and pushing his car into the two cars in front of him. The fourth car in line was a Meadville police cruiser.

source HERE

frickin' strange posters

are they supposed to be inspirational?