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During a lull in the rehearsal, the groom and best man, two long time friends and playboys, began to compare conquests. The groom, looking out over the crowd, said to his best man, “You know Bill, except for my wife to be, my two sisters and my mother, I’ve screwed every woman in this room.”

To which his friend responded, “Well then, between the two of us we’ve screwed them all!”