ye gods, not another heart-attack burger!?!??!!!

The Fifth Third Burger is the newest menu item to be offered at Michigan’s Fifth Third Ballpark’s concession stands.

The West Michigan Whitecaps have historically offered other unhealthy food selections, such as deep-fried Twinkies, but this one tops them all. The Fifth Third Burger packs 4,800 calories, 300 grams of fat, 10,000 mg sodium, and 744 mlligrams of cholesterol.

Here's how it's made...I feel nauseous just looking at the process...holy shit...