why?

here's why women have a longer life expectancy as compared to us men...figgers.


"And to think... those wimps at the power company use straps and cleats to get up this high!"


"Gee, guys... that seems like an awful lot of protective gear for such a small chlorine gas leak..."


Speaks for itself....


"Jackstands? Hah! Who needs 'em?"


I'm sure this guy still wonders why he got fired that day.


Step 1: Remove shoes.
Step 2: Place metal ladder in water.
Step 3: Begin using power tools while standing barefoot on metal ladder in water.


How drunk do you have to be before this starts looking like a good idea?