yes, finally...

...we've got the tenants moved out and the apartment is well and throughly ours...we've more or less finalised the conceptual designs and gotten the quotes from the contractors (nearly died of fright ).

will have to negotiate with them for some reductions and some changes of requirements though. hoping to get it all settled next week and then we wait till after Lunar New Year and it's all systems go...

aiming to get everything done by end march/early april so that we can move it mid-april...*fingers crossed*

i'm ALSO listening to...

...CHANCES by Five For Fighting...this was featured in the recent movie The Blind Side...extraordinarily beautiful song...




Lyrics | Five For Fighting Lyrics | Chances Lyrics

i'm listening to...

...Lady Antebellum's 1st single off their sophomore album, called NEED YOU NOW...haunting refrain in the chorus....lurvely!




Lyrics | Lady Antebellum Lyrics | Need You Now Lyrics

i'm listening to...

...a blast from the past...China Crisis with BLACK MAN RAY! goddd, that was a lonnnnng time ago....yeesh...16 blinking years!




Lyrics | China Crisis Lyrics | Black Man Ray Lyrics

possibly the luckiest man on earth...

watch carefully...



he actually gets thrown out rather gently before the car disintegrates in the sequence of flip-flops...

geebers!

blonde

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?”

“HELLLOOOOOOO……,” answered the blond. “They’re watch dogs!”

hmmm...

...i wonder why the floor broke???

someone's been watching too much TV

hahahaha...



A man who tried to escape police by jumping through a window learned the hard way that what happens on television is not always possible in real life.

Authorities said Travis Copeland, 19, bolted out of a Lake County felony courtroom Wednesday and ran across the courthouse skyway over Washington Street in Waukegan. The skyway connects courtrooms inside the Lake County Government Center to courtrooms at the Lake County jail.

With Lake County Sheriff’s deputies approaching and running out of options, Copeland – who was in court after violating a bond condition – tried to shoulder block his way through a window of the two-story skyway in an attempt to escape. The bulletproof glass did not give way and Copeland, clearly staggering after hitting his head and shoulder, took two steps back and laid down on the floor with his hands spread over his head, and waited to be arrested.

fat guy, frozen lake,

what could possibly happen?

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wow

now that's a shitload of coins...

The world’s largest penny pyramid contains over 289,000 pennies and took 300 hours to complete...

evidently...

...someone took it a tad too literally

gaming stats...

the question is, who the hell has all the time to compile these??

wad exactly is this?

a big gush of white semi-viscous fluid????

i'm listening to...

...a song heard in a wedding that i was privileged to photograph recently...never heard of them before but here's GIVE UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT by Christian rock band Reliant K...

time to do a bit more research...judging from this song, i think i will like their kind of music indeed...




Lyrics | Relient K Lyrics | Give Lyrics

farts

smack the mistresses...tiger-style...

poor fella can't catch a break



Tiger’s Trangressions

The mistresses are coming out of the woodwork for Tiger Woods and he’s got to get the situation under control. And when Tiger’s back is against the wall, there’s only one tool for the job. In this addictive flash game, help Tiger make sure no more mistresses talk to the media, by hitting them with golf balls before they can talk to the media!

Play.

porcine greatness

hilarious!

damn

no wonder the lines are so bloody long at the airport.

avatar = pocahontas

striking parallels.

oh you cheeky critter!!!

gunning for an easy meal, dis fella...

Surging out of the water, this sea lion makes a bold attempt to make off with an angler’s prized catch.

The dramatic tug of war between man and beast took place near the town of Mossel Bay in Western Cape, South Africa. At stake was a huge kob, also known as a kabeljou or daga, which is found in large numbers off the country’s coast.

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scarlett johansson

as if the preceeding photos weren't enough to scramble every little grey cell in my brainpan, what comes next should be sufficient to administer the coup de grace to my crotch...

scarlett johansson
blonde
chesticles

enough said...nothing left but to thank Dolce & Gabbana.

ashley greene has...

...just blown off the top of my head (wait, did they sound right?) with this photoshoot with pretty much nothing but bodypaint...off to a cold shower for me....geebers...

megan fox does armani

lest we forget her.....ya right, who could even come close to forgetting that 2009 was the year of the fox...here she reminds us why, in a photoshoot for emporio armani underwear & jeans...

hubba hubba.

blake lively....legs...oil...

...my idea of heaven.

thanks esquire!!!!