Murphy’s Laws
-=- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
-=- To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
-=- The road to success… is always under construction.
-=- Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
-=- In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.
-=- Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
-=- Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
-=- If at first you don’t succeed… destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
-=- You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
-=- Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
-=- As soon as you mention something… if it is good, it is taken. If it is bad, it happens.
-=- He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule.
-=- If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late… the bus is still late.
-=- Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
-=- When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
-=- If you have paper, you don’t have a pen… If you have a pen, you don’t have paper… if you have both, no one calls.
-=- The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
-=- After a long wait for bus No.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in, will be more crowded than the other.
-=- If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
-=- Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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