Wednesday, December 02, 2009

excuses excuses...

hilarious slip ups!!!rolling on the floor

Real school absence excuses

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* My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.
* Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.
* Dear school: please ecsc’s john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
* Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.
* Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
* Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
* Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
* Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathethe (shits).
* Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
* Sally won’t be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.
* My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.
* Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
* Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
* Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn’t the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
* Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

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