but i have to admit, the jokes that just keep coming are frickin' hilarious!
- Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
- I finally out-drove Tiger Woods.
- What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
- It’s really not that surprising. everyone knows driving is the worst part of his game.
- Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.
- What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.
- Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.
- Tiger Woods just announced that he is enrolling in Chris Brown’s school of self-defense.
- What do a golf ball and an SUV have in common? Tiger Woods drives both into trees on occasion.
- Hollywood are making a film based on this incident: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.
- What’s the difference between Tiger’s Cadillac and his pitching wedge? He can back up his pitching wedge!
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