Thursday, December 03, 2009

top 10

Top 10 times in history when using the F word was appropriate

10th – “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!”
- Noah, 4314 BC

9th – “How the @#$% did you work that out?”
- Pythagoras, 126 BC

8th – “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?”
- Michelangelo, 1566

7th – “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?”
- Custer, 1877

6th – “It does so @#$%ing look like her!”
- Picasso, 1926

5th – “Where the @#$% are we?”
- Amelia Earhart, 1937

4th – “Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.”
- Einstein, 1938

3rd – “What the @#$% was that?”
- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

2nd – “I need this parade like I need a @#$%ing hole in the head
- JFK, 1963

And, the Number 1 time in history when using the “F” word was appropriate…

“Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?”
- Bill Clinton, 1997

rolling on the floor

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