this is just plain weird...

breast implants for a tattoo???? what the hell?!?!!!

“The Edmonton Sun” published a story about a year ago about a tattoo artist in Edmonton, Canada, attempting to give his curvy cowgirl tattoo 3-D curves. And he was successful … for 2 weeks ….

In an effort at promoting his tattoo shop, Dragon FX, Mr. Lane Jensen of Edmonton had his New York surgeon friend, Dr. Brian Decker, implant tiny silicone breast implants under his tattoo on his left calf. (You don’t normally see “tiny” describing “silicone breast implants.”)

His cowgirl’s silicone breast implants were not your traditional breast implant - they were not the fluid filled silicone shells manufactured to look and feel like the real thing. His cowgirl was augmented with solid silicone that is normally custom sized and shaped for nose or chin surgeries.

Mr. Jensen had this surgery on December 9, and by December 24th, the stitches split and infection was set in. Jensen commented, “My body just rejected it. I guess my girl wasn’t meant to have 3D breasts.”