groaner alert!

I have this friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left allthe time. It used to bother me, so I suggested he see a doctor, and have his legs checked out.

For years, he refused. told me I was crazy, but last week, he finally went. Sure enough, the doctor discovered his left leg was a quarter inch shorter than his right.

A quick bit of orthopedic surgery later, he was cured, and both legs are exactly the same length now, and he no longer leans.

"So," I said, "You didn't believe me when I told you a doctor could fix your leg."

He just looked at me and said,

"I stand corrected."