OK, let me see if I have this story straight. Altogether it seems like one of those stories where you go around in a circle and everyone adds a line to a tall tale, knowing they don't have to be responsible for bringing it all together. Guy A and guy B meet each other in a forum for furries. That was enough to creep me out, but it gets much much weirder.
Turns out guy A, who is 24 years old, lives with his parents but would like to have the four bedroom house to himself. He'd like guy B, a 19-year-old, to murder his folks. He doesn't have money to hire a pro, because if he did he wouldn't be living with his parents. But he figures he can pay guy B off in kinky sex. In fact, he will go so far as to let guy B bite off his penis! Guy B, see, is the type who will kill two people for the chance to bite off a friend's dick. But that's not a real sacrifice for guy A, because he's had this fantasy of getting his tallywhacker bitten clean off for years! Is this weird enough yet? It reminds me of the old joke where a daredevil is going to do some horrific stunt to audition for the circus and says, "Now watch close, because I can only do this once."
Anyway, guy B starts to carry out his part of the deal but screws up just enough to be arrested. He attacks the older couple in the middle of the night but they fight him off and summon the police. Now guy A and guy B are on trial, but the parents still can't believe the allegations against their son. I would have a hard time believing it myself, if I didn't surf the internet as much as I do. They use real names in the news story, which was a bit confusing since three of the four characters have the same last name.
To puzzle things out by yourself, check out the report HERE.
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