Tuesday, March 30, 2010

everything you've wanted to know about...

...spunk.devil

Semen

oops

bad t-shirt for a piggyback ride.laughing

Bad shirt

yep, i need this button on my computer alright...

Fuck off button

nice place for a nap

i've never been this envious of a pussy...raised eyebrows

Kitty

a cure?

Oral sex could be the cure

A man’s wife had been in a coma in hospital for some time. As part of her continued care, her sheets were changed often and she was given sponge baths by a nurse.

During one of the sponge baths, the nurse noticed the wife reacted slightly when her private parts were washed.

The nurse spoke to the husband and explained that she had an unconventional idea that might bring his wife out of the coma. She explained the reaction and suggested that the husband should try oral sex with his wife.

He quickly decided to give it a try, and shut the door for some privacy. After a few minutes, the alarms on the life support equipment began to sound. The nurse rushed into the room and was shocked to find that wife was dead!

“What happened!” screamed the nurse.

“I don’t know,” said the husband. “She must have choked!”

laughing

yeah that's it! a gum massager!

with other inappropriate functions completely unenvisioned...

Gum massager

good grief...

another gone case...at wits' end

Cock soup

what a rant!

rolling on the floorrolling on the floorrolling on the floor

Fucking grammar

bears thinking about...

Thought

if i were a parent...

...i'd be thinking twice about sending my daughter here.thinking

Camp climax

oh mannnn...

...the designer should be shot.d'oh

Oh lord

an instant of pure unadulterated pain



laughing i love the expressions on their faces, especially the guy's!

a real buzz from it...

rolling on the floor LMFAO!!!

Batteries

Monday, March 29, 2010

mila kunis...

...sets my pants on fireblushing

marisa miller...

...blows my mind to smithereens in this swimsuit shoot for Victoria's Secret spring collection...lordy me...hypnotized