must try next time i'm at the beach =))
Monday, July 31, 2006
5 more...
...working days before i run off to see the tree where angeline jolie left her sweatstains
can't wait to kick back, relax and chill out by the pool @ HOTEL DE LA PAIX
can't wait to kick back, relax and chill out by the pool @ HOTEL DE LA PAIX
singapore loses another world record...
Utah teen holds text-messaging world record
A Utah teen with fingers of fury is once again the speed text-messaging king of the world. Ben Cook, 18, of Provo, returned to the top of the cell phone text-messaging heap Friday at a Denver text-off, blazing through a 160-character standardized message in 42.22 seconds.
The text/phrase used for purposes of professional, competition texting is: "The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human."
The feat was recorded on video and scored by an official timekeeper, validating it for Guinness World Records purposes, said Sara Spaulding, spokeswoman for the event sponsor, Jump Mobile.
Cook in 2004 snagged the world record by texting the official phrase in 57.75 seconds, a record that soon fell. Before Cook's feat Friday, the record was held by a 23-year-old woman from Singapore at 43.24 seconds, which was set on June 27, 2004.
original article HERE
A Utah teen with fingers of fury is once again the speed text-messaging king of the world. Ben Cook, 18, of Provo, returned to the top of the cell phone text-messaging heap Friday at a Denver text-off, blazing through a 160-character standardized message in 42.22 seconds.
The text/phrase used for purposes of professional, competition texting is: "The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human."
The feat was recorded on video and scored by an official timekeeper, validating it for Guinness World Records purposes, said Sara Spaulding, spokeswoman for the event sponsor, Jump Mobile.
Cook in 2004 snagged the world record by texting the official phrase in 57.75 seconds, a record that soon fell. Before Cook's feat Friday, the record was held by a 23-year-old woman from Singapore at 43.24 seconds, which was set on June 27, 2004.
original article HERE
jen oh jen...
Jennifer Aniston has beat out Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera in a scientific study (yes I'm serious...a SCIENTIFIC STUDY!) to see who has the most perfect legs in Hollywood. Scientists at electronics giant Braun came up with a specific formula, which involves multiplying the proportions of the leg and thigh, and the texture of skin, to calculate the perfect legs.Dr Aric Sigman, who conducted the study, said: "For men, the ideal leg is shapely, full and smooth with a semi-gloss sheen. Women want the same thing - only two sizes smaller."
Original Article HERE
Saturday, July 29, 2006
a real life JACKASS
now why the the world would someone choose to have that kind of pain inflicted on oneself??? completely befuddles me!
lucky fella...else
...the coroner wouldn't know how to list his cause of death siah
Man survives run-in with falling dog in Poland
A man was bruised but alive on Wednesday after a Saint Bernard dog thrown out a two-story window landed on him as he was walking down the street in the southern-Polish city of Sosnowiec.
The 50-kg (110-pound) dog was pushed out of the window by its drunken owner on Monday, police said.
"The dog had a soft landing because it fell on a man," said police spokesman Grzegorz Wierzbicki. "The dog escaped with just a few scratches."
"The man was also more in a psychological state of shock than physically hurt," Wierzbicki added.
The one-year-old dog, named Oskar, was placed in an animal shelter while police investigate its owners for animal abuse.
original article HERE
Man survives run-in with falling dog in Poland
A man was bruised but alive on Wednesday after a Saint Bernard dog thrown out a two-story window landed on him as he was walking down the street in the southern-Polish city of Sosnowiec.
The 50-kg (110-pound) dog was pushed out of the window by its drunken owner on Monday, police said.
"The dog had a soft landing because it fell on a man," said police spokesman Grzegorz Wierzbicki. "The dog escaped with just a few scratches."
"The man was also more in a psychological state of shock than physically hurt," Wierzbicki added.
The one-year-old dog, named Oskar, was placed in an animal shelter while police investigate its owners for animal abuse.
original article HERE
Friday, July 28, 2006
alamak...adding...
...NaCL to the wound!!!It was already a bad day for the lorry driver.
Firstly, he had found himself travelling along a road weakened by water from a burst main below.
Then the front wheel of his truck had got stuck axle-deep in a hole after the road collapsed beneath the vehicle.
As the driver tried to shift his trapped truck, things went from bad to worse.
A traffic warden turned up. And rather than offer sympathy, she issued him with a parking ticket.
original article HERE
it's terrible being bored eh?
Sit two teenage girls in the centre of a children's merry-go-round.
Use a scooter to propel it round quickly.
What could possibly go wrong?
THIS...
reloaded again
Use a scooter to propel it round quickly.
What could possibly go wrong?
THIS...
reloaded again
woah nelly...
interesting and mind-boggling facts...
If our Sun were just 2.54 centimetres in diameter, the nearest star would be 716.15 kilometres away.
The speed of light is 299,792,458 metres per second. It takes eight minutes 17 seconds for light to travel from the Sun's surface to the Earth.
The dinosaurs became extinct before the Rocky Mountains or the Alps were formed.
The air at the summit of Mount Everest is only a third as thick as the air at sea level.
Without its lining of mucus your stomach would digest itself.
The thermometer was invented in 1607 by Galileo Galilei.
There are about 96,560 kilometres of blood vessels in the human body.
The call of the Humpback Whale is louder than 100 decibels (dB) and can be heard from almost 805 kilometers away.
The largest galaxies contain a million, million stars; the Universe contains over 100 billion galaxies.
There are more living organisms on the skin of each human than there are humans on the surface of the Earth.
Human males produce one thousand sperm cells each second or 86 million each day.
Somewhere in the flicker of a badly tuned cathode ray tube (CRT) television set is the background radiation from the Big Bang.
At over 2000 kilometres long The Great Barrier Reef is the largest living structure on Earth.
About two cubic centimetres of a neutron star has a mass of over 100 million tonnes.
The deepest part of any ocean in the world is the Marianas Trench in the Pacific with a depth of 10,911 metres.
If our Sun were just 2.54 centimetres in diameter, the nearest star would be 716.15 kilometres away.
The speed of light is 299,792,458 metres per second. It takes eight minutes 17 seconds for light to travel from the Sun's surface to the Earth.
The dinosaurs became extinct before the Rocky Mountains or the Alps were formed.
The air at the summit of Mount Everest is only a third as thick as the air at sea level.
Without its lining of mucus your stomach would digest itself.
The thermometer was invented in 1607 by Galileo Galilei.
There are about 96,560 kilometres of blood vessels in the human body.
The call of the Humpback Whale is louder than 100 decibels (dB) and can be heard from almost 805 kilometers away.
The largest galaxies contain a million, million stars; the Universe contains over 100 billion galaxies.
There are more living organisms on the skin of each human than there are humans on the surface of the Earth.
Human males produce one thousand sperm cells each second or 86 million each day.
Somewhere in the flicker of a badly tuned cathode ray tube (CRT) television set is the background radiation from the Big Bang.
At over 2000 kilometres long The Great Barrier Reef is the largest living structure on Earth.
About two cubic centimetres of a neutron star has a mass of over 100 million tonnes.
The deepest part of any ocean in the world is the Marianas Trench in the Pacific with a depth of 10,911 metres.
that's a new one...
...i've heard of planes colliding in mid-air but CARS???
Pontiac collides mid-air with Jeep?
Police said a bizarre accident in Beavercreek killed two people on Thursday. Officers said a car hit an embankment while traveling south, went airborne and hit a Jeep traveling the opposite direction.
A witness at the scene said the small car went over the embankment and collided midair with the Jeep.
Two off-duty Cedarville firefighters were the first at the scene. They said there was nothing they could do to save the two victims. Investigators said the woman driving the car and the man driving the Jeep died at the scene. Police said they believe the woman caused the crash.
Sgt. Dennis Evers said the woman “lost control, went up over the hill. Once she got onto the apex of the hill, it went airborne and struck the Jeep as it came over the hill.”
Officials said the ramp causes crashes in good weather, but when the pavement gets wet, there is a need for drivers to pay attention to the posted speed limits. The speed limit in the area is 45 mph, but police said too many people ignore it.
original article HERE
Pontiac collides mid-air with Jeep?
Police said a bizarre accident in Beavercreek killed two people on Thursday. Officers said a car hit an embankment while traveling south, went airborne and hit a Jeep traveling the opposite direction.
A witness at the scene said the small car went over the embankment and collided midair with the Jeep.Two off-duty Cedarville firefighters were the first at the scene. They said there was nothing they could do to save the two victims. Investigators said the woman driving the car and the man driving the Jeep died at the scene. Police said they believe the woman caused the crash.
Sgt. Dennis Evers said the woman “lost control, went up over the hill. Once she got onto the apex of the hill, it went airborne and struck the Jeep as it came over the hill.”
Officials said the ramp causes crashes in good weather, but when the pavement gets wet, there is a need for drivers to pay attention to the posted speed limits. The speed limit in the area is 45 mph, but police said too many people ignore it.original article HERE
one blardy lucky SOB
Drunk man passes out on train tracks
A drunk man cheated death after falling from a rail platform on to tracks in front of a passenger train. The loco would usually have roared through Olton, West Mids, at 60 MPH.
But the 5:12 PM Birmingham to London Chiltern Railways service was making an unscheduled stop on Saturday and braked in time. The man fled before cops arrived.
original article HERE
A drunk man cheated death after falling from a rail platform on to tracks in front of a passenger train. The loco would usually have roared through Olton, West Mids, at 60 MPH.
But the 5:12 PM Birmingham to London Chiltern Railways service was making an unscheduled stop on Saturday and braked in time. The man fled before cops arrived.
original article HERE
BUMPER STICKERS YOU PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING SO FAST
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Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.
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If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
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To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
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Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool Now!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba
The Hut?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
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WANTED: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
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Your Proctologist Called.... He Found Your head.
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shots with my SE K750i
not bad lah hor, for a mobile phone camera
taken from my office window yesterday arvo
taken from my office window yesterday arvo
taken whilst driving to work this morningThursday, July 27, 2006
drama in/on the water...
watch as a giant hammerhead shark tries for an easy meal...the tarpon was estimated to be around low to mid 100 pounds and was just about to be reeled in after an hour plus fight when the (estimated 12 to 14 foot long) cock-eyed wonder cruises in for his munchie...havoc ensues...
poor tarpon kena.... =(
poor tarpon kena.... =(
marlin 3
see...classic example (in reference to earlier postings on marlin 1 and 2)A fisherman was recovering from surgery after he was speared in the chest and knocked into the Atlantic Ocean by a blue marlin during a fishing competition off Bermuda's coast.
Ian Card, 32, was in stable condition at King Edward VII Hospital in the British Island territory from a wound that his doctor said could have been fatal.
Card and his father, Alan, both operators of a charter fishing boat and experienced marlin fishermen, had just hooked the fish Saturday when it suddenly leapt out of the water, impaled Ian Card just below his collar bone and knocked him into the ocean.
The younger fisherman managed to struggle free while his father cut the line and helped his son get back into their boat, the Challenger.
They managed to make it back to shore in about 40 minutes for emergency medical treatment.
The fishermen estimated the marlin at about 800 pounds (363 kilograms) and about 14 feet (4.3 meters) in length.
original article HERE
rubber ducky...i love u...tra la la
bet ernie would be scared off by this instead of singing away happily! =))
best joke i have seen in a while
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
he must be a zidane fan!
LMFAO!!! that's just taking things too far...Mad jockey lands a 'Zidane' on racehorse Jockey Paul O'Neill, who was caught on camera butting his horse, has apologised for his "stupid mistake". Horseracing fans watched with disbelief at O'Neill's Zinedine Zidane-like reaction being dislodged by his mount City Affair at Stratford on Sunday. The 26-year-old Irishman, who now faces a ban, had endured a torrid time getting City Affair to the start of the selling hurdle. The fractious hurdler shied and dislodged him as they veered towards the starter's car. As O'Neill grabbed the reins, he was shown by racing channel Attheraces butting the horse.
original article HERE
ooopsy, sorry, did i drop that?
shack siah....just imagine the owner of this squished subaru forester returning to discover this...pengsan ah...
argh my eyes!
someone...anyone...help...please get this bloke to UN-pimp his ride...it's just frackin' awful!!!
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