like dat oso can?

*speechless*

A St. Cloud man has been arrested for allegedly driving while intoxicated- on a riding lawnmower.

St. Cloud Police said they got a call just before 11 p.m. Tuesday of a severely intoxicated man driving a riding lawnmower through several neighbors' yards, and up and down the street.

Police said they found him passed out on his lawnmower in a neighbor's driveway.

The 24-year-old registered a blood alcohol level of 0.23 percent, nearly triple the legal limit of 0.08, police said.

He's being held on second-degree DWI charges, and police seized his lawnmower due to prior DWI convictions.

original article HERE

momentarily, i am entranced...

...by katie melua's NINE MILLION BICYCLES (<- left click here for song)...such a lilting, lyrical song with overtones of orientalism...beautiful...






9 million bicycles
There are nine million bicycles in Beijing
That's a fact
It's a thing we can't deny
Like the fact that I will love you till I die

We are twelve billion light years from the edge
That's a guess
No-one can ever say it's true
But I know that I will always be with you

I'm warmed by the fire of your love everyday
So don't call me a liar
Just believe everything that I say

There are 6 billion people in the world
More or less
And it makes me feel quite small
But you're the one I love the most of all

We're high on the wire
With the world in our sight
And I'll never tire
Of the love that you give me every night

There are nine million bicycles in Beijing
That's a fact
It's a thing we can't deny
Like the fact that I will love you till I die

And there are nine million bicycles in Beijing
And you know that I will love you till I die

male tree

self-explanatory ya?

then and now...

incredible what loads of money and fame can do for your looks...get a load of what catherine zeta-jones looked like when she first came onto the scene...yeesh!!!

erm, issit time to run yet?

i think it might just be too late...wipe-out!

wanted - one rich bugger

like dat oso can????? but wait, what the hell does she look like? that's crucial of course =))

Woman auctions herself with her Ferrari

A woman living in Germany is auctioning off her red Ferrari Enzo sports car and including a little extra in the package - herself.

The 26-year-old has invited bids on Internet auction site ebay starting at 1.57 million/1.25 million euros. She said she was rich herself, liked her car and was looking for a man who could foot the bill for such a luxury.

"Only a millionaire could afford such a car," said the woman, who gave her name as Leila and said she once worked as a singer in Syria. "I want a man who doesn't like me just for my money."

Leila said she would meet with interested bidders but would need to see the bidder's passport and proof of capital. No bids have been made yet in the auction which ends in a week.

original article HERE

yet another one of those pranks...

another super zhek ark prank! =))

TV crew sets up a massage house on a popular ski resort in Japan and booby traps it with plenty of "surprises". Visitors enter the warm massage house, unknown to the dangers that await them... A MUST-WATCH is Mission 2 section in the Video.

This can only happen in Japan and no where else! One of the most hillarious pranks of ALL time. If you ever want to play a prank or a joke on someone, this has got to be the most funny one you should emulate!

the japanese are bonkers!

frickin' sabo kings siah!!!

A TV crew sets up a porta-loo (toilet) at popular locations in Japan and booby traps it with a uplifting surprise! Users get caught absolutely off guard with the ten second trap... Absolutely hillarious!!!A must see is at the end of the video, where a fast boat trip absolutely finishes off all the poor victims!

just exactly how hard...

...does a footballer head a football? in this pic, luis garcia (forward for liverpool and the spanish national team) seems to head the ball so hard that it actually deforms on impact!!! WOAH! :O

spiderman 3

...will be out may 4th, 2007...this time, the green goblin (harry osbourne instead of his dad, norman), the sandman and venom will make their appearances...very very cool...

you can right click and save as for the teaser trailer from HERE (it's a .MOV file about 25.42 mb)

italian footballers...

...are a bunch of divers??? judging from the world cup game when that fella basically wasn't even touched and yet managed to fall over the aussie player's legs, thereby gaining the penalty kick that enabled them to get into the 1/4-finals....GRRRR....i'd say so!

see below for a tongue in cheek look at their "training camp" =))

we have a winner, people!

SIMPLY ASTOUNDINGLY AW-FARKING-FUL!!!

singapore's ugliest modded car award goes to this sadass loser...car comes complete with homemade DIY rear wheel fenders and side skirts...and the sad thing is, the owner claims that it actually improves his fuel economy...the deluded bloke...

bleddy thing's got more nipples than a herd of cows!

cool paint job, dude!

divine retribution...

...it's gotta be!!! =)) must read all the way to the end hor

you would think that he might just be happy?

Man with 10-year erection awarded US$400k

A former handyman has won more than US$400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection.

Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.

But Lennon could not position his penis downward. He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said.

The implant consists of a series of plastic plates strung together with steel surgical wire, almost like a roll of wrapped coins. Springs press against the plates, creating enough surface tension to simulate an erection, D'Alessandro said.

Lennon cannot get the implant removed because of health problems, including open-heart surgery, his lawyer said. Impotence drugs could not help Lennon even if he were able to have the device taken out, because tissue had be to removed for it to be implanted.

Dacomed was later acquired by a California company whose sales dropped when Viagra was introduced on the market. The company filed for bankruptcy the following year.

original article HERE

stupendously stacked...

is keeley hazell...holy kemamma!!! 32E

impressions - superman returns

well, was it worthwhile to sacrifice a monday night's rest and relaxation (i.e. vegging out) at home for SUPERMAN RETURNS?

off hand i'd say it was, but barely...plotline was a bit flat in places, pacing slightly off, too long a movie (some judicious editing would enhance it by far), a campy and staid portrayal of the arch-nemesis, and just not enough action...

but trite it never was...one gets the sense of gravitas and respect that director bryan singer has for the Superman franchise...the movie's so respectful of Superman traditions that even the pickiest of die-hard fans should love it...

brendan routh being the complete unknown that he is, comes off somewhat wooden and actually downright silly when he's portraying clark kent (a bit too put on) but as the man of steel, he more than cuts the correct cloth...life is just not fair, the bugger's good looking as hell, well built, tall (6 foot 4 thereabouts) and if word on the net is true, more than a bit well-endowed in the groinal area (word is, he had to be digitally DE-enhanced )...

kate bosworth is miscast, i feel...too young looking for the role of lois lane...just not right, unfortunately...but ooh la la, she's got some fine gams...

special effects were outstanding as expected from a film budget of around us$250 million...

overall, i felt satisfied coming out of the cinema...i'd give it a 7 out of 10...not bad for a movie with such a "dated" (for want of a better word) and well-known concept...

is there a weird hollywood trend...

...that everyone is jumping on board??? what's with the black hair, britney and paris???

AWRIGHT!!! monday blues banished!

have just been handed 2 tickets to the gala premiere tonight to see the super bloke below!!!! hurray!!!

"single" entrendre?

straight to the point, right to the groin!

talk about taking sports...

...far too seriously!


Youth basketball: Kid punches other player unconscious?

A youth league basketball player in Kansas City who was videotaped clotheslining and then beating another player until he was unconscious may face criminal charges in connection with the incident, according to a report.

Dale Vestal was coaching his 14-year-old son's basketball team from Lawrence, Kan., against a team from Wichita when a player clotheslined his son five minutes into the game.

Home video of the incident showed the player, who was not identified in the report, hitting Vestal's son several more times until he was unconscious.

The boy's father wants criminal charges filed against the player. The case has been handed over to the Harvey County attorney.

see slide show of the pictures from the video HERE

silly bugger must have had...

...a couple of beers too many

World Cup fan forgets location of his hotel

German police rescued an American soccer fan lost in Hanover and unable to find his hotel again after helplessly wandering around the city for more than six hours after a match, federal police said Friday.

The 25-year-old Boston man had checked into his hotel in the afternoon before going to see a match between Poland and Costa Rica but could not remember his hotel's name, its address or anything else about it, police spokesman Holger Jureczko said.

"He came into the police station at 3 a.m. and asked for help," Jureczko said.

"The only thing he could remember was paying 10 euros for a taxi ride to the city center and that he went past a park and a Mercedes dealer. There are a lot of Mercedes dealers in Hanover but we were able to find the one in the vicinity of a park."

Police took the American to the area that matched his vague description in the city of 500,000 and spent an hour driving up and down streets in that quarter until he recognized his hotel just before dawn Wednesday.

This really is hilarious. If he came into the police station at 3 AM, chances are he was probably drunk- which probably made it very interesting in trying to find his hotel, and I’m sure the police loved that.

original article HERE

reached the end of the tunnel...

...but still quite a helluva lot of work to be done, unfortunately...sianz...but i shall strive onward and forthward! CHEONG AH!!!

a very cool ceiling...

how surreal!

i think i might...

...just have some performance-anxiety with those 2 blokes flanking me whilst i take a whizz...hahah... =))

that being said, must be damn difficult for them to take a whizz too ;)

pretty cool way to advertise huh?

how innovative! :)

maxine is looking...

...a bit worse for wear at the mo...paintwork's a bit weary, with lotsa watermarks and swirlmarks...poor baby... :((

thinking of either going for a reaaaallly good polish/wax/sealant job (costing around 250 for a 6 to 7 hour session) OR go the whole hog and respraying her (a change of colour of course but at a significantly higher price of at least 1000 ber)...

the fella who does the polish/sealant/wax has to view her before quoting actual pricing...he does only 1 car a day so i'd need to book way in advance...and a plus point is that he has done a miata before...just recently in fact...cos i know the person with the car...just look at what it's done for his car below...WOOOT!!!