Friday, April 27, 2007
who'd da tot it...
...that little tomboyish AVRIL LAVIGNE would clean up so well? weeeet...she makes me tingly
they're back...14th may!
chester benington, mike shinoda and gang are back 14th may with their new album MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT!!! originally scheduled for summer 2006 release, it was held back several times and finally it's here...the first single WHAT I'VE DONE stunningly debuted on 2 apr 07 @ #1 on the US Modern Rock charts...
see the vid below...
"What I've Done"
In this farewell
There’s no blood
There’s no Alibi
‘Cause I’ve Drawn Regret
For the Truth
Of a Thousand Lies
[Pre-Chorus]
So let Mercy Come
And Wash Away
What I’ve Done
[Chorus]
I’ve Faced myself
To Cross out what I’ve Become
Erase Myself
And let Go of What I’ve done
Put to rest
What you Thought of Me
Well I Cleaned this Slate
With the Hands of Uncertainty
[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]
For What I’ve Done
I’ll start again
And whatever pain may come
Today this ends
I’m Forgiving What I’ve Done!!!
[Chorus]
What I’ve Done
Forgiving What I’ve Done
another lucky bugger in 2007
geez, how the hell did he manage to survive all that chaos???
Pensioner making tea is unharmed as house explodes around him
A pensioner had a miracle escape when a gas blast destroyed his home while he stood in the kitchen - and walked away unharmed.
Pensioner Jimmy Brown, 70, had just returned from a walk with his dog Bessie when he lit a gas ring to make a cup of tea - and his 500-year-old stone cottage exploded.
The spectacular blast on Monday demolished the entire front of his house, hurled masonry 50ft into the air and filled the street with rubble and glass.
But because Jimmy was at the epicentre of the explosion it hurled all the debris away from him and he suffered only minor injuries.
source HERE
Pensioner making tea is unharmed as house explodes around him
A pensioner had a miracle escape when a gas blast destroyed his home while he stood in the kitchen - and walked away unharmed.
Pensioner Jimmy Brown, 70, had just returned from a walk with his dog Bessie when he lit a gas ring to make a cup of tea - and his 500-year-old stone cottage exploded.
The spectacular blast on Monday demolished the entire front of his house, hurled masonry 50ft into the air and filled the street with rubble and glass.
But because Jimmy was at the epicentre of the explosion it hurled all the debris away from him and he suffered only minor injuries.
source HERE
innovative...
...only for those with the 2-wheel transports!
a new way to bring home your groceries...just don't speed...this is an injustice!!!
bloody ridiculous....he could've killed someone and all he gets is COMMUNITY SERVICE? what the fark??!!?!!!?!?!
Chair leg attacker avoids jail
A man who hurled a metal chair across a Melbourne night club, skewering a man through the eye with one of its legs, has avoided jail.
Liam Peart, 20, has been sentenced to 400 hours community services after throwing the chair during a brawl at the Metro nightclub in January. The chair hit Shafique El-Fahkri who was standing about three metres away, the leg plunging through his eye socket and embedding itself deep into his neck.
Miraculously, Mr El-Fahkri survived, after spending a month in intensive care at a Melbourne hospital. He has recovered 95 per cent of his vision but has been left with a raspy voice. Peart pleaded guilty to one charge of causing serious injury.
source HERE
Chair leg attacker avoids jail
A man who hurled a metal chair across a Melbourne night club, skewering a man through the eye with one of its legs, has avoided jail.
Liam Peart, 20, has been sentenced to 400 hours community services after throwing the chair during a brawl at the Metro nightclub in January. The chair hit Shafique El-Fahkri who was standing about three metres away, the leg plunging through his eye socket and embedding itself deep into his neck.
Miraculously, Mr El-Fahkri survived, after spending a month in intensive care at a Melbourne hospital. He has recovered 95 per cent of his vision but has been left with a raspy voice. Peart pleaded guilty to one charge of causing serious injury.
source HERE
payback time!
A blind man and his dog
One day, a blind man and his dog are walking down a street, they come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.
The blind man and his dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, and offers it to the dog.
A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"
The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."
One day, a blind man and his dog are walking down a street, they come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.
The blind man and his dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, and offers it to the dog.
A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"
The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."
yeeechhhh how the heck...
shocking! and not to mention, gross as heck
well, at least it's not a used one...7-year-old finds a condom in her McDonald's Happy Meal
A seven-year-old girl whose free toy in her McDonald's meal turned out to be a condom would probably not get a lot of fun out of it.
Suzanne and Rowan Hatch of Wellington in New Zealand, discovered the condom in the Happy Meal of their granddaughter Maia Whitaker on Tuesday night, the Dominion Post newspaper reported.
Mr Hatch said his wife looked in the small sports bag which came with the meal and was aghast to find a green Durex condom and its packet. "I was pretty horrified really, the fact my granddaughter was going to look in the bag and find this thing. It would be difficult to explain, she's only seven."
Staff at the McDonald's swapped the meal for a hamburger and a pencil case. McDonald's spokeswoman Joanna Redfern-Hardisty said inquiries had revealed that, because of the popularity of the previous Happy Meal gift which had sold out at that outlet, pre-packaged sports bags were substituted as children's gifts. One was left unsealed for display purposes and "somehow" it had ended up with the customer.
source HERE
Thursday, April 26, 2007
night and day, day and night...gosh!
daymn!!!
recently maxine's engine has been getting quite gruff and rough...and i was by chance tipped off that it could be the engine mountings (a friend was griping about his car's engine mountings)...had them changed this afternoon and hallelujah!
it was indeed the mountings...one of them had collapsed and cracked, hence all the roughness and crapshit vibrations in the drivetrain...
the difference is most striking indeed...the engine idles wayyyyy smoother and the clutch uptake has been smoother and more progressive...now it's akin to listening to a chopin nocturne instead of a KORN performance
money well spent!
recently maxine's engine has been getting quite gruff and rough...and i was by chance tipped off that it could be the engine mountings (a friend was griping about his car's engine mountings)...had them changed this afternoon and hallelujah!
it was indeed the mountings...one of them had collapsed and cracked, hence all the roughness and crapshit vibrations in the drivetrain...
the difference is most striking indeed...the engine idles wayyyyy smoother and the clutch uptake has been smoother and more progressive...now it's akin to listening to a chopin nocturne instead of a KORN performance
money well spent!
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
men out there, beware!!!
yes please!
Important police message for men!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer".
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Men are much more susceptible to this scam; after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.
If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
For a video to see how beer works click here
the golf godzilla
holy sheeeeet! 580hp from a mk3 golf...nothing to be sneezed at, at all...just look at the number of hi-performance cars it dispatches with sublime ease...911s, WRXes, DC2s, ferraris and even a firebreathing lambo murcielago...scheizer!
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
coffee table cum fireplace
when it's lit, it eliminates the need for a table lighter
when it's not, it eliminates the need for an ashtrash
not bad wor
when it's not, it eliminates the need for an ashtrash
not bad wor
corrosive????
i don't think i wanna be like mike already....i still need teeth in my dotage...Gatorade destroys your teeth faster than Coke?
The University of Iowa researchers covered extracted teeth with nail polish. They left bare two patches on each tooth, one on the enamel and one on the root. Then they dunked the teeth in test tubes filled with regular Coke, Diet Coke, Gatorade, Red Bull, or 100% apple juice. Every five hours, the researchers refreshed the beverages.
After 25 hours, they examined the teeth with a microscope. All of the beverages eroded the bare spots on the teeth. But different beverages had significantly different effects. On the enamel, Gatorade was significantly more corrosive than Red Bull and Coke. Red Bull and Coke, in turn, were significantly more corrosive than Diet Coke and apple juice.
via WebMD
Monday, April 23, 2007
kaboom, brudder...
Dude's house explodes from growing marijuana
An explosion set fire to a Miami house being used to grow marijuana hydroponically on Wednesday and the force of the blast sent the occupant flying into the yard, police said.
The man, identified by police as Edel Mesa, 40, was badly burned on the chest, arms and legs and was in critical condition at a trauma hospital, investigators said. "The house was pretty much destroyed," said Miami-Dade Police Detective Carlos Maura.
Firefighters extinguished the flames and called police, who seized more than 40 marijuana plants from the home, police said. Arson investigators were trying to determine the cause of the explosion, but police said the man may have been using propane gas near the high-intensity lamps used to grow the plants indoors.
source HERE
An explosion set fire to a Miami house being used to grow marijuana hydroponically on Wednesday and the force of the blast sent the occupant flying into the yard, police said.
The man, identified by police as Edel Mesa, 40, was badly burned on the chest, arms and legs and was in critical condition at a trauma hospital, investigators said. "The house was pretty much destroyed," said Miami-Dade Police Detective Carlos Maura.
Firefighters extinguished the flames and called police, who seized more than 40 marijuana plants from the home, police said. Arson investigators were trying to determine the cause of the explosion, but police said the man may have been using propane gas near the high-intensity lamps used to grow the plants indoors.
source HERE
viagra taglines
The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.
The only rule was they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 list. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone!
The top 10 were:
10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
8. Viagra, like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
And the unanimous number one slogan:
1. This is your peepee. This is your peepee on drugs.
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