Thursday, April 29, 2010
the full unexpurgated version of the laws of...
...a certain Mr Murphy.
Murphy’s Laws
-=- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
-=- To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
-=- The road to success… is always under construction.
-=- Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
-=- In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.
-=- Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
-=- Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
-=- If at first you don’t succeed… destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
-=- You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
-=- Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
-=- As soon as you mention something… if it is good, it is taken. If it is bad, it happens.
-=- He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule.
-=- If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late… the bus is still late.
-=- Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
-=- When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
-=- If you have paper, you don’t have a pen… If you have a pen, you don’t have paper… if you have both, no one calls.
-=- The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
-=- After a long wait for bus No.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in, will be more crowded than the other.
-=- If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
-=- Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
Murphy’s Laws
-=- Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
-=- To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
-=- The road to success… is always under construction.
-=- Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
-=- In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don’t need it.
-=- Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
-=- Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
-=- If at first you don’t succeed… destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
-=- You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
-=- Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
-=- As soon as you mention something… if it is good, it is taken. If it is bad, it happens.
-=- He who has the gold, makes the rules —- Murphy’s golden rule.
-=- If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late… the bus is still late.
-=- Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
-=- When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
-=- If you have paper, you don’t have a pen… If you have a pen, you don’t have paper… if you have both, no one calls.
-=- The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
-=- After a long wait for bus No.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in, will be more crowded than the other.
-=- If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
-=- Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
this is an astonishingly cool pad...
hot damn!!! wonder how much he paid to have that done???
In Hong Kong, because of the space, apartments are small and expensive. Gary Chang, an architect, decided to design a 344 sqft apartment to be able to change into 24 different designs, all by just sliding panels and walls. He calls this the “Domestic Transformer.”
In Hong Kong, because of the space, apartments are small and expensive. Gary Chang, an architect, decided to design a 344 sqft apartment to be able to change into 24 different designs, all by just sliding panels and walls. He calls this the “Domestic Transformer.”
quick thinking...
A businessman boarded a flight and was lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.
They exchange brief hellos and he noticed she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replied, “This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What’s yours?”
He coolly replied, “Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you”.
They exchange brief hellos and he noticed she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replied, “This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What’s yours?”
He coolly replied, “Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you”.
oops...
Escape From Baggage Claim!!!
A dildo that somehow escaped from it’s luggage prison rides the baggage carousel at the airport.
A dildo that somehow escaped from it’s luggage prison rides the baggage carousel at the airport.
RDJ's baaaaack...
...towing along the Marvel franchise when he reprises his role as Tony Stark aka Iron Man.
will be catching the sequel tomorrow night and am definitely very much looking forward to it as the first one rocked my jocks (metaphorically speaking of course, hmmm, but thinking about gwyneth's long & oh-so-shapely legs...maybe not
)...
will be catching the sequel tomorrow night and am definitely very much looking forward to it as the first one rocked my jocks (metaphorically speaking of course, hmmm, but thinking about gwyneth's long & oh-so-shapely legs...maybe not
)...i'm listening to...
...my favourite song of The Hooters...a rock n rolling ditty called SATELLITE!
Hush, little baby, don't cry like that,
God's gonna buy you a cadillac.
He's chosen you to do his will,
You can spread the word in your coupe de ville.
So jump in the river and learn to swim,
God's gonna wash away all your sins.
And if you still can't see the light,
God's gonna buy you a satellite.
Look to the heavens and see it shine,
Heal the sick and lead the blinds.
Tune it in and hear it say,
It's counting down to judgement day.
So jump in the river and learn to swim,
God's gonna wash away all your sins.
And if you still can't see the light,
God's gonna buy you a satellite.
Hey satellite man, your time has come,
Your word received by everyone.
And should you fall, well, that's okay,
You love the ones that you betray.
So jump in the river and learn to swim,
God's gonna wash away all your sins.
And when at last you see the light,
God's gonna buy you a satellite.
So jump in the river and learn to swim,
God's gonna wash away all your sins.
And when at last you see the light,
God's gonna buy you a satellite.
God's gonna buy you a satellite!
Look to the heavens and see it shine
Hush, little baby, don't cry like that,
God's gonna buy you a cadillac.
He's chosen you to do his will,
You can spread the word in your coupe de ville.
So jump in the river and learn to swim,
God's gonna wash away all your sins.
And if you still can't see the light,
God's gonna buy you a satellite.
Look to the heavens and see it shine,
Heal the sick and lead the blinds.
Tune it in and hear it say,
It's counting down to judgement day.
So jump in the river and learn to swim,
God's gonna wash away all your sins.
And if you still can't see the light,
God's gonna buy you a satellite.
Hey satellite man, your time has come,
Your word received by everyone.
And should you fall, well, that's okay,
You love the ones that you betray.
So jump in the river and learn to swim,
God's gonna wash away all your sins.
And when at last you see the light,
God's gonna buy you a satellite.
So jump in the river and learn to swim,
God's gonna wash away all your sins.
And when at last you see the light,
God's gonna buy you a satellite.
God's gonna buy you a satellite!
Look to the heavens and see it shine
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
good grief...he's soooo cute!!!
i want one!
Meet Einstein — a happy, healthy half-pinto stallion who just happens to be the world’s smallest horse.
Breeder Judy Smith, of Tiz A Miniature Horse Farm, in Barnstead, New Hampshire, said she thought he was dead.
“I have been at this for 20 years plus but I have never seen one this tiny or even close to it. At first he didn’t move very much. We started rubbing him with a towel and he started to move around. He was so small!”
more on this little wonder HERE.
Meet Einstein — a happy, healthy half-pinto stallion who just happens to be the world’s smallest horse.
Breeder Judy Smith, of Tiz A Miniature Horse Farm, in Barnstead, New Hampshire, said she thought he was dead.
“I have been at this for 20 years plus but I have never seen one this tiny or even close to it. At first he didn’t move very much. We started rubbing him with a towel and he started to move around. He was so small!”
more on this little wonder HERE.
computer threats...
I’ve always heard that the guys who write computer viruses are the same guys who write anti-virus software.
It’s called job security.
It’s called job security.
a 3some comprising...
...Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio is guaranteed to light one's pants on fire...*reduced to grunting*
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amanda seyfried...
...should show a little less leg and more boobage...c'mon girl, it's obvious enough to me that you've got some pretty nice chesticles hidden...show us the money!
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