*twang*

$50 is $50

Morris And His Wife Esther Went To The State Fair Every Year, And Every Year Morris Would Say,"Esther, I'D Like To Ride In That Helicopter".

Esther Always Replied ," I Know Morris, But That Helicopter Ride Is $50 Dollars And $50 Dollars Is $50 Dollars".

One Year Esther And Morris Went To The Fair, And Morris Said" Esther I'M 85 Years Old. If I Don't Ride That Helicopter, I Might Never Get Another Chance".

Esther Replied" Morris That Helicopter Is $50 Dollars And $50 Dollars Is $50 Dollars".

The Pilot Over Heard The Couple And Said," Folks I'll Make You A Deal. I'll Take The Both Of You For A Ride. If You Can Stay Quiet For The Entire Ride And Not Say A Word I Don't Charge You! But If You Say One Word, It's $50 Dollars".

Morris And Esther A Greed And Up They Went. The Pilot Did All Kinds Of Fancy Maneuvers, But Not A Word Was Heard. He Did His Dare Devil Tricks Over And Over Again, But Still Not A Word.

When They Landed, The Pilot Turned To Morris And Said, "By Golly, I Did Everything I Could To Get You To Yell Out, But You Didn't. I'm Impressed!"

Morris Replied" Well I Was Going To Say Something When Esther Fell Out........ But $50 Dollars Is .....$50 Dollars".