- Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
- Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Why do they put up pictures of criminals in the post office? What are we supposed to do, write to these men?
- Why don't they just put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
- Have you ever noticed that anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel."
- Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person?
- Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a Danish!"
- Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
- Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
- Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
- Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
- Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
- Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
- Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
- Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
- Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
- Do married people live longer than single people, or does it just SEEM longer?
- Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
- Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why is a boxing ring square?
- Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
- Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
- Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
- Why are Trix only for kids?
- Where does the white go when snow melts?
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