colbie's hit the big time!

further to my 1st posting pertaining to colbie caillat HERE on 29 oct, her first single BUBBLY has hit the big time, and now sits #2 on AT40...good for her! i predict further big things for her in the future, i surely do...






Colbie Caillat Lyrics

imaginary Facebook newsfeed...

this is for all those out there on Fbook...really funny! if it were real and it happened to me, i'd close my account ASAP!

mafia kid dis!

so cute...poor santa...damn stressed!

was it worth risking his life? - part 2

ok, this fella has suuuuuuuch a warped sense of priorities, i tell you...if he ended up dead, would he look heroic then? hilarious though

Dude didn't want to look like a wimp on YouTube

A Dunkin' Donuts employee who whacked a robber over the head with a tip cup Sunday night said only one thought was running through his mind – not looking like a wimp on YouTube.

Dustin Hoffmann, a borough musician who has worked at the coffee and doughnuts chain for 10 months, said he fought back because he wanted to "look good" if the surveillance tape turned up on the popular video-sharing Web site.

"What was going through my mind at that point was that the security tape is either going to show me run away and hide in the office or whack this guy in the head, so I just grabbed the cup and clocked that guy pretty hard," Hoffmann said Monday.

article HERE

was it worth risking his life?

silly fella....the hospital bills, the cost of missing his flight...way more than the cost of checking in the bottle of potato juice...

Dude chugs liter of vodka in airport security line

A man nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing a liter (two pints) of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new carry-on rules, police said Wednesday.

The incident occurred at the Nuremberg airport on Tuesday, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a holiday in Egypt. New airport rules prohibit passengers from carrying larger quantities of liquid onto planes, and he was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked as cargo.

Instead, he chugged the bottle down — and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said. A doctor called to the scene determined he had possibly life-threatening alcohol poisoning, and he was sent to a Nuremberg clinic for treatment. The man, whose name was not released, is expected to be able to complete his journey home in a few days.

see article HERE

finally!

well, i came across this picture whilst surfing and i thought it was actually quite appropriate for me today...cos i am getting my iPod black 80gb classic today!

paid for it to reserve a unit end last week cos the dealer completely ran out of stock due to the explosive spurt of christmas buying...i tell you, apple must be making heaps of moolah on this product...it's become sooooo damn iconic...

gonna run outta work early today to head down to collect it...yay!!!

thanks dar...for the christmas pressie...love ya!

hall of shamer Kia Rio

got no money to buy a wrx, but got money to mod the car with a bodykit to make it look like a wannabe...man, this car sucks shit big time...worra loser

completely shite luck!

i really wonder if this is true...sounds too slapstick to be believable...but soooooo funny!!!!


Possibly the funniest story in a long while. This is a bricklayer's accident report, which was printed in the newsletter of the American Insurance Journal. This is a true story. Had this guy died, he'd have received a Darwin Award for sure..


Dear Sir: I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient.

I was alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I found that I had some bricks left over which, when weighed later, were found to be slightly more than 500 lb.. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the building on the sixth floor.

Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks. You will note in Block 11 of the accident report form, that I weigh 135 lb.. Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building.

In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel, which was now proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed. This explains the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collarbone, as listed in section 3 of the accident report form. Slowed down slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers on my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of beginning to experience a great deal of pain.

At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, that barrel weighed approximately 50 lb. I refer you again to my weight. As you can imagine, I began a rapid descent, down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and several lacerations of my legs and lower body.

Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in pain, unable to move, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope and I lay there watching the empty barrel beginning its journey back down onto me. This explains the two broken legs.

I hope this answers your questions.

rushing to a hot date? haha...

another all-time great car vid..this time set in gay paris in the wee hours of the morning...a high speed run through the not-so-busy streets yet still a very dangerous stunt to pull...

it's called RENDEZVOUS...

more about it HERE (check out the trivia section)

dancing amongst the clouds...

ari vatanen....the finnish rally champion
pike's peak...20km, 156 turns, climbing 1439m (from 2862 to 4301m) over an average 7% gradient
a turbocharged peugeot 405 t16 optimised for grip

put them altogether and what do you have?

the answer's an award-winning short film called CLIMBDANCE...

simply stunning...

don't believe? check it out below...

maroon 5's latest song...

...seems to be one that channels THE POLICE's EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE...just have a listen to the bass line...my goodness...the similarities are striking...but that doesn't mean that the song ain't nice...it's actually very good, albeit not as catchy as their usual stuff...

it's called WON'T GO HOME WITHOUT YOU...oooh and the gal in the vid is goooooorrrrgeous...

vid here


scrolling lyrics

Maroon 5 Lyrics
Won't Go Home Without You Lyrics

double your life, birds...drink a dram!

so kewwwwt! wonder if it'll work for humans

Old budgie's secret is drinking whisky
A budgie has lived to the grand age of 10 — thanks to his love of whisky.

Pickachu has lived twice as long as the average budgie and his owners Lisa Morrison and hubby Gordon reckon it’s down to the odd dram. The bird clamps himself onto the side of Gordon’s glass and helps himself by dipping his head into the drink.

full report (with vid) HERE

too much!!!

someone's head should roll for this!


Chinese crematorium dumped half-burned bodies to save fuel
China's worst fuel crunch in years has led a crematorium to dump half-burnt corpses to try saving on diesel costs.

Villagers in Hengyang county, in the southern province of Hunan, discovered the practice when an "unbearable stench" started coming from the site, and tried to block a road on Wednesday to stop funeral vehicles from delivering more bodies.

full report off yahoo news HERE

mellifluous Melee

absolutely gorgeous song by orange-county based group MELEE called BUILT TO LAST...the piano riff is totally infectious, accompanied by singer chris cron's soaring vocals...just damnnnn nice lor...

read more about them on their webby HERE

here's the vid...



Built To Last Lyrics

a classic OH SHIT moment caught for posterity

hilarious!!!!

but i bet he didn't find it funny!

irony

Feeling depressed?
Thinking of ending it all, but really don’t want to?
Don’t jump!
Make the call that could save your life…..
Ooops…wait a minute…

colloquial joke!

Wood Shop

It was the first day of the school year and the shop teacher was surprised to see a rather "princess-like" young lady sitting in the front row of the classroom.

Her name was Judy and she was the only girl to sign up for the woodworking shop class that term. The shop teacher asked her if she was sure she was in the right class, and Judy assured him that she was.

The teacher then said, "This course may be a bit outof your league. Do you have any experience at all working with tools?"

"What exactly do you mean?" replied Judy.

"Well, what's the difference between a nail, a screw and a bolt?" theshop teacher asked.

Judy pondered the question for a moment, then replied, "Well, I can't rightly say as I know, 'cause I ain't never been 'bolted'.

that's a biiiiiiig burger, man!

cripes! enuff beef to make up a calf!

World’s Largest Hamburger: 123 pounds (55.79 kilos) an 80-lb. beef patty, a 30-lb. bun, 12 tomatoes, 5 onions, 160 cheese slices, a pound each of lettuce, ketchup, mustard and mayo.

Made by Denny's Beer Barrel Pub, Clearfield, Pennsylvania, February 24, 2007

chimpboi's really gotta do something...

...i mean, it's ridiculous! yet another TWO(!), yes 2 incidents of gun slayings...this time in colorado...and within hours of each other...what the bloody hell is going on over there?

see BBC's report HERE

RIP...but do something dubya, you nincompoop...

facebook is really too damn omnipresent!

poor chap....to get dumped in public view this way...

someone evidently has way too much...

...money lucky waiters/waitresses!

with friends like these...

...really, who needs enemies?!?!!

i told you we should have avoided that pothole!

dammit, why didn't you listen to me? see, we're all wet now!

awwww....so sad....

...poor suicided bear...but he's soooo kewt

who is taylor swift?

she's...

...18 years old on 13 dec 2007
...blonde, lithe and gorgeous
...a country songstress who's Grammy-nominated (best new artist 2007)
...a completely and utter hottie!

more about here HERE

her 2nd single TEARDROPS ON MY GUITAR's below and here's her debut single TIM MCGRAW i'm quite smitten, i am...