Saturday, May 24, 2008

so..........

...did it hit the mark, you may ask? did it live up to my expectations?cowboy

in some ways, it did...the sewing up of loose ends, the cracking action-packed sequences (of which the jungle scene stands head and shoulders above), the weaving of "reality" and "fiction" plot trails and the larger-than-life character of henry walton jones, otherwise known as indiana (WOOF!!!laughing)...

but crucially, in other ways, it peters out and makes me think that...yes, it may be time to bid a fond farewell to the franchise that began 27 years ago...the plotline staggers its way thru without a whole lot of cohesion, the macguffin of the crystal skull is fairly lame and the pacing was kinda flat throughout, even when building towards the finale...

i think it is fair to give it a considered 6.5/10...it never does get close to the highwater mark (for me) of both raiders and crusade...i think i probably have been guilty of gazing through rose-tinted glasses and looking back on things past, when the run-up to the release of the crystal skull was in progress...

i mean, c'mon...it's INDY!!! we all wanted and yearned for lucas and spielberg to make use of current technology and hit new highs with this movie, seeing as how it probably will be the last one, with the protagonist is played by a 65 year old man...to have it go out for its final swansong hitting all the high notes perfectly...

regretfully this is not the case...it still is a pretty good joyride though, but it ultimately fizzles out somewhat...sigh

goodbye junior...you will be missed...wave

Friday, May 23, 2008

marie digby's SAY IT AGAIN...

...the official video, that is....aiyo, she's soooo gorgeous...be still my beating heart...love struck as compared to the acoustic "layman" video that i posted here earlier this month...

oh yeah baybeeeee

...re this post HERE...am meeting doktor chones tonight!!!big grin

yeeehhaaaaa! can't wait...
thumbs up

pap-pap pap-paaarrrr, pap-pap paaaar...

holy crap...

MY WORD!!!!!surprisesurprisesurprise

Can you imagine what it was like to have been photographing a wedding in Sichuan, China when the 7.9 earthquake hit and shakes your whole world for three minutes with the entire church crashing down around your ears??

Talk about "perfect" timing for these nuptials...yeessshhh (photos courtesy of Dragon Photo, ND Daily and Sohu.com).


And amazingly, seems that all thirty-three people from the wedding party miraculously survived this catastrophe.




The story fromn SOHU HERE (in chinese though).

odd nuggets of "wisdom"

thinking weirdly enuff, many make perfect sense...
  1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me ALONE.
  2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
  3. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
  4. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
  5. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
  6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
  7. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
  9. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  11. If you lend someone $20 and you never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
  12. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
  13. Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.
  14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
  15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
  16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
  17. Duct tape is like ‘The Force’. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
  18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
  19. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.
  20. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
  22. Never, under any circumstance, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

logic

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

  • The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  • The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  • The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  • The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  • The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink whatever the heck you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.laughing

this just in!!!

frickin' hilarious!!!rolling on the floor

yep, really fresh, them pineapples...

rolling on the floor what the heck?!?!??!

it's on like donkey kong!

dancingdancingdancing

finally managed to round up enough people to make the party of 10 for the fishing trip to dayang/aur last weekend of july!!!

i am sooooooo happy...party

just have to get moving on getting my reels servicing to ensure optimum performance, re-line all the reels and to start gathering the requisite gear...money down the proverbial drain but i hope it will be well-spent indeed...

will be good to get some time out @ sea hopefully having my arms well and truly stretched by some piscatorial thugs...

w00t!!!rock on!

Thursday, May 22, 2008

aiyoooo!!!!! off the market oredi...


ok, you hear that sound???? that's the sound of millions of breaking hearts of grown men when they learnt that the gorgeous actress Jessica Alba had, on Monday, tied the knot on the QT in Beverley Hills with Cash Warren (what kind of stupid name is Cash???), the father of her unborn child...

sigh

read more about it HERE.

the fella can really hold his breath!

seeing as how a fish breathes only in water, the fella must have been a champion of holding his breath!!!laughinglaughinglaughing

An NHK camera crew has captured a flying fish traveling through the air for 45 seconds, in what could be a new world record. The footage was taken on Monday, from a ferry near Kuchino-erabu island in Kagoshima prefecture, southwestern Japan.

The fish flew alongside a ferry that was traveling at roughly 30 kilometers per hour. The fish was able to continue flying by occasionally beating the surface of the water with its tail-fin when its flight height became low.



An expert says the flight time beats the previous record of 42 seconds reported by an American researcher in the 1920s. He says the flight of 45 seconds must be close to the fish's biological limit, as brachial respiration is impossible while flying in air.

redneck loo

when the hole fills up, just cover it over and move the chair...then continue...rolling on the floor

indy factoids...

to celebrate the advent of the 4th "Doktor Chones" movies, let's have a quick gander through some little-known facts and trivia...

RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (1981)

1. It Started with Bond Ambitions
George Lucas wrote a story called “The Adventures of Indiana Smith” in 1973. While on vacation in Hawaii in 1977, he spoke with Steven Spielberg, who mentioned he always wanted to do a James Bond film. Lucas told him the Indiana Smith character was even better than James Bond, and that’s how the collaboration between the two movie giants began.

2. Tom Selleck Almost Starred in It
Spielberg wanted to use Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones from the beginning, but Lucas rejected the idea, since he had already used Ford in American Grafitti and Star Wars. So Tom Selleck was chosen for the role. However, he dropped out to star in the television series Magnum, P.I. Selleck thought it would be a scheduling conflict, but filming on Raiders of the Lost Ark finished before Magnum went into production. Nick Nolte turned down the role also. Danny DeVito was the first choice for the character Sallah, but dropped out to do the TV show Taxi.

3. The Fourth Wall (it keeps out snakes)
Indiana Jones is not the only one afraid of snakes. When Marion (Karen Allen) falls in the snake pit, you can see the reflection of a cobra in the glass wall between them. You can also see a glass wall between Indiana and the cobra in the original movie and videotape, but it was cleaned up for the DVD release.

THE TEMPLE OF DOOM (1984)

4. Star Wars Tributes
There are many Star Wars touches in The Temple of Doom. The name of the nightclub in Shanghai is Club Obi Wan. The sound effect you hear when the lava pit opens as they begin to sacrifice Willie is the sound of Darth Vader opening his light saber. The sound effect of the plane failure is the same sound effect used for the Millennium Falcon when it stalls in The Empire Strikes Back. And the vest that Indy wears in his palace room was made for Han Solo.

5. Dan Akroyd has a Cameo?
Part of the crew made cameo appearances. In the airport scene at the beginning of the movie, Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, costume design Anthony Powell, and PR man Sid Ganis are missionaries. Executive producer George Marshall is a coolie pulling a rickshaw. Dan Akroyd (not a crew member) appears as an airport official who walks the cast to the plane.

6. An Elephant Almost Ruined the Movie
The dress Kate Capshaw wore in the Shanghai nightclub scene was covered with rare vintage beads made in the ’20s and ’30s. The club scene was filmed last, but the dress also made an appearance during the camping scene, where an elephant began eating it! Since there were no extra beads to match, the costume department had to repair the dress as best as they could. The result was so tight that Capshaw had trouble moving in it when they filmed the nightclub scene. Costume designer Anthony Powell filled out insurance forms for the dress, citing the cause of the damage as “dress eaten by elephant”. This was only the second movie for Capshaw, who has a masters degree in special education. Spielberg married Capshaw in 1991.

THE LAST CRUSADE (1989)

7. Even the Rats were Insured
The thousands of rats used in The Last Crusade were insured. The insurer wanted to know the minimum number of rats the scene could be shot with, and used the answer to write a policy with a “1,000 rat deductible.” The cast was padded with another thousand mechanical rats. Their voices were enhanced with the sound effects of ….chicken voices!

8. Lucas’ Dog was his Inspiration
At the end of the movie, Jones explains to his friend Sallah that his nickname Indiana came from his pet dog from long before. Sallah responds, “You were named after a dog?” and gets a great laugh out of it. But it’s true. Indiana was the name of an Alaskan malamute George Lucas owned in the ’70s. The same dog inspired the look of the Star Wars character Chewbacca. Jones’ real first name is Henry, which is why his father Henry Jones, Sr. calls him Junior. The characters Willie and Short Round in The Temple of Doom were also named after other people’s dogs.

THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL (2008)

9. The Sequel Almost Involved Mars
Nineteen years is a long time to come up with a new title for a movie, and many were posed before producers settled on Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Fake titles that have been released over the years include Indiana Jones and the Staff of Moses, Indiana Jones and the Shores of Avalon, Indiana Jones and the Jade Princess,Indiana Jones and the Raiders of Time, and Indiana Jones and the Ravages of Time. Real script titles or ideas that were rejected were Indiana Jones and the Garden of Life, Indiana Jones and the Monkey King, Indiana Jones and the Saucer Men From Mars, and Indiana Jones and the Red Scare. Working titles for The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull have included Fourth Installment of the Indiana Jones Adventures, Indiana Jones 4, Indiana Jones and the City of the Gods, Raiders of the Lost Ark Sequel, and The Untitled Genre Project. It is clear that a lot of work went into the movie before they even knew what it would be about!

10. The Secret of the Film’s Look
Great pains were taken to give the fourth movie the look and feel of the first three, despite the time gap. Steven Spielberg insisted on using stunt men instead of computer animation. Computer-generated effects are used only when absolutely necessary. The footage was shot on film instead of digital format. Cinematographer Janusz Kaminski painstakingly studied the first three movies in order to preserve the style of previous cinematographer Douglas Slocombe (who is now retired). The result looks, as George Lucas said, “like it was shot 3 years after the Last Crusade, you’d never know there was 20 years between shooting.” Unlike a certain other George Lucas franchise we all know and love.

indy's HERE!

the seven-note trumpeting fanfare does it for me every single time...sends tingles of anticipation up and down my spine like itsy-bitsy spiders doing the foxtrot...

yay!!! it's finally here....today marks the opening day of INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL...applause

it's been almost 20 years since the last instalment, well 19 to be exact...i just can't believe how time has flown by...back when Sean Connery explained the origins of the name Indiana, i was a mere whippersnapper not even 18...cripes...

he's definitely older and more battered but on all accounts still maintains the trademark insouciance and still manages to crack that bullwhip with authority...and to think that he's gotta be as old as Sean was back then, now...

alright, so now when am i gonna go catch ole harrison in action??? hmmmm...thinking

the initial reaction/reviews have been pretty decent as documented HERE.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

the next summer blockbuster...

...that i am breathlessly waiting for is WANTED, starring james mcevoy, morgan freeman and the luscious angelina jolie...and helmed by visionary russian director timur bekmambetov (of nightwatch and daywatch fame)...it promises to be a hyperkinetic slugfest indeed...big grin


Wanted tells the tale of one apathetic nobody's transformation into an unparalleled enforcer of justice. In 2008, the world will be introduced to a hero for a new generation: Wesley Gibson.

25-year-old Wes was the most disaffected, cube-dwelling drone the planet had ever known. His boss chewed him out hourly, his girlfriend ignored him routinely and his life plodded on interminably. Everyone was certain this disengaged slacker would amount to nothing. There was little else for Wes to do but wile away the days and die in his slow, clock-punching rut.

Until he met a woman named Fox (and never was there a more aptly named charactrer
drooling).

After his estranged father is murdered, the deadly sexy Fox recruits him into the Fraternity, a secret society that trains Wes to avenge his father's death by unlocking his dormant powers. As she teaches him how to develop lightning-quick reflexes and phenomenal agility, Wes discovers this team lives by an ancient, unbreakable code: carry out the death orders given by fate itself.

With wickedly brilliant tutors - including the fraternity's enigmatic leader, Sloan - Wes grows to enjoy all the strength he ever wanted. But slowly, he begins to realize there is more to his dangerous associates than meets the eye. And as he wavers between newfound heroism and vengeance, Wes will come to learn what no one can ever teach him: he alone controls his destiny.


watch the trailer below...