jessica biel PLUS jennifer garner

good grief, the J and J pairing just about causes my pants to spontaneously combust...

kate oh kate beckinsale...

...lordy me, i need new underwear......

taylor swift...

...looks like a present just waiting to be unwrapped in the first pic...man, the imagery is killin' me...

and get a load of the legs in the second pic...holy crap...

i'm ALSO listening to...

...Corinne Bailey Rae's sensual CLOSER, off her sophomore album The Sea...stylistically and musically more mature and grown-up, it's a helluva return effort...i like!!!




Lyrics | Corinne Bailey Rae Lyrics | Closer Lyrics

i'm listening to...

...Taylor Swift and Colbie Caillat's duet BREATHE...haunting and oh so beautiful.....the song i mean.




Lyrics | Taylor Swift Lyrics | Breathe Lyrics

men, watch out!

good one there!

don't try this at your local KFC outlet, please...

Breasts or Legs?

Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.

“Breasts or Legs?”, she insisted.

I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.

Apparently I’m not welcome back at KFC anymore.

holy crap...

...doesn't she have any nerves??? blimey.



She didn’t feel a thing

This mugging victim had a six inch knife plunged deep into her back — and she didn’t even feel it. The shocking picture shows the blade sticking out just above Julia Popova’s shoulders and blood pouring from the wound.

Incredibly the 22-year-old, who was knifed by a mugger on her way home from work, failed to notice the appalling injury and managed to calmly stroll to safety.

The office worker had grappled with her attacker when he snatched her handbag as she walked to her parents’ house in the Russian capital Moscow. But she was so shocked by the ordeal she didn’t know that the thug had buried a kitchen knife in her neck just fractions of an inch from her spinal cord.

When she got home her horrified parents rushed her to hospital where surgeons managed to remove the blade without damaging Julia’s spine. One medic said: “Shock had kicked in and her body prevented her from feeling any pain. She simply walked home without feeling the knife in her back.”

via

woah nelly...

...trippy as hell...one should get stoned and just stare at this...

scam warning (for the ladies)

one for the gentlemen...

1st Academy Awards for Guys

I’m cool, You’re not! has a post about the first annual ICYN Academy Awards for Guys, because frankly the real Academy Awards are boring as hell. Below you may review the nominees.

Here are the categories for the awards:

* Best Sideboob
* Best uncomfortable movie to watch in front of your parents
* Best movie title sounding most like an amazing porn
* Best movie title sounding most like a terrible porn
* Actress inducing the most shameful boner
* Best movie most likely inspired by pending zombie apocalypse
* Best movie that should be redone in 3D
* Best movie that should never, ever be done in 3D
* Best movie we wished made that made us wish we didn’t have wishes
* Best douchebag visual effect
* Best misleading title
* Best job cramming everything good about a movie into the trailer
* Best inanimate object that acted better than Miley Cyrus
* Hottest actress likely to kill you during sex
* Most desired actor to be sharing a high-five during a three way with Jessica Alba
* Best movie title that tricked us into seeing it
* Most badass actor as a dead person
* Best movie for when you are high
* Best movie that should have never had a sequel
* Best “Fuck you, a bug flew in my eye” movie
* Best “I gotta go get popcorn” (I just shit myself) movie
* Best Movie

go vote HERE.

i'm listening to...

...Christian progressive hard rock band Skillet smash down their hit single HERO...that Jen Ledger gal on the drums is quiteeeeee cute no?




Lyrics | Skillet Lyrics | Hero Lyrics

megan fox for armani

yeehaaaaa!

ok, i've definitely gotta stop after this.....these series of images have made my brain melltttttttt........

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mila kunis

...is absolute hotness.

leighton meester...

...utterly rocks my world *jaw drop*.