Friday, July 13, 2007

the world's crappiest crook...

...reading this, i dunno whether to laugh or not...worra moron...loser

Crook bungles four raids in four hours
The world's worst robber was on the run last night after bungling four raids in four hours.

The woolly-hatted gunman, said to be in his 30s, first struck at 10.25am on Saturday in the centre of Doncaster, South Yorks. He burst into the Bradford & Bingley Building Society and demanded staff hand over a bag full of cash. He ran out into the crowded street, but had to drop the bag when a security device was activated and dye began spurting from it.

Undeterred, he tried again just over an hour later at the Halifax - where he queued for 20 minutes before making a cashier hand over a bundle of notes. But once more his luck was out. He was tackled by a heroic member of the public and fled minus the cash after a brief struggle.

Just 30 minutes later the raider climbed into a taxi and demanded money. The terrified cabbie leapt out of the moving vehicle and it crashed into a road sign - forcing the gunman to escape on foot. He hijacked a Peugeot 206 from a woman at a local filling station before attempting his final heist at around 2.30pm.

This time he snatched a box from Group 4 security officer at a Co-Op in nearby Conisbrough ... only to find it was empty.

A police spokesman said: "He's persistent. But we are just as determined to catch him. He threatened innocent members of the public. He is a danger and should be behind bars."

source HERE

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