confoosing confucious...

Confucius Says:

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Virginity like
Bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man who run in
Front of car get tyred.

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Man who run behind
Car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in
Pocket feel cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man with one
Chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass
Should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many
Prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong:
Man with four balls cannot walk.

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War does not determine who is right
war determine who is left.

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Wife who put Husband in doghouse
soon find him in Cathouse.

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Man who fight with
Wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails
To build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like
Hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on
Toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house
should change clothes in basement.

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Man who fish in
Other man's well often catch crabs.

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Man who fart in
Church sit in own pew.

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Crowded elevator
Smell different to midget.