hilarious!

vuvuzela

hey, now that might just be the only good use for that bloody horrible thing!

he has a point

men do not understand women

definitively.

ew

ok so that's not a comb-over....should it be called a comb-UP?

my new doctor

I went to the doctor’s the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female; absolutely drop-dead gorgeous!

I was embarrassed but she said, “Don’t worry, I’m a professional – I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll help you in any way I can.”

So I said,

“I think my penis may taste funny…”

best job in the world?

dinosaur sex

ladies...

...beware!

poke poke

rihanna...

...glams up Elle July ish. shows off her legs really well there...

kylie minogue...

...is utterly ravishing in this promotional photoshoot for her new album APHRODITE. i just wanna twirl her around my *censored* and erm....nevermind. dowanna get arrested.