so there!

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching someone sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors – blue, green,orange, red & purple - and my dad kept staring at her. The teen would look over and find my dad staring, every time.

When she’d finally had enough, she sarcastically asked: “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn’t choke on his response – I knew he’d have a good one!

In classic style, he responded without batting an eyelid: “Got stoned once and screwed a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter.”