cripes, i mean....what the heck would one bother...especially with a crappy car like a nissan sunny no less...geez...
i spy a GT wing, an EVO-wannabe fibreglass bonnet, a cheapo PU bodykit, smoked lenses and lotsa stickers....
my comments to the driver...
1. a front wheel drive car like the sunny requires the bulk of the grip for the front wheels for steering and grip...to have the GT wing at the back would increase the downforce on the rear and actually decrease the downforce (and correspondingly, the grip) in front...it's useless, you shithead!
2. the evo bonnet with the vents is there to ventilate heat built-up by the turbo...your crappy ass car does not have a turbo cos i heard it when you started it up...so why the heck do you need it? wanna sprinkle your engine with rainwater ah?
3. cheapo PU bodykit...you must have had it made in malaysia...judging from the poor fit of the material...hit a kerb and it'll crack big time...for what? add weight to a car which by itself already has crappy fuel consumption (well-known fact) and looks like utter bullcrap *rolleyes*
4. stickers...wah you must have spent a lot on the stickers, dipshit...do you even have a quarter of the stuff that you stick up??? like you have recaro seats...no! you might just have a momo steering wheel...that's easy enuff. have you got a tein suspension....i seriously doubt it. do you have brembo brakes....definitely not (i checked). denso sparkplugs...yes, perhaps. 5 zigen and OZ rims...nope, cos your rims are cheapo and el uggo taiwanese designs. cusco suspension material...no way jose cos they dun do for cheapo cars like yours. apexi stuff...maybe an apexi filter is all you can aspire to. do you think your stickers would give you as much as half a brakehorsepower??? DUH!
BAH HUMBUG!!! WAKE UP YOU LOSER!!!!
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i PUI!
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