[NSFW] Amy Smart Rocks!

good grief! what did i miss by not watching this movie??!!?!! ok, gotta go to the DVD library soooooooon!

Lionsgate's latest project 'Crank' , starring Englishman Jason Statham is about a hit man who has been injected with a poison that kills him once his heart rate drops below a certain point. So his girl friend played by Amy Smart, being the great gal that she is, figures that the best thing to keep his blood a pumpin' is to give a little CPR to Jason's willie during a high speed chase while the two are being shot at.


Further on, said proctagonist is in need a quickie in order to keep his heart rate going but the only problem is that he's in the middle of a carnival and all the portapodies seem to be occupied. So does he do? Well just like what any good drunk horny frat boy would do to a sleeping "good friend", Jason savagely forces himself onto his girlfriend, played by Amy Smart, and enthusiastically performs in-front of dozens of cheering asians.