nearly split my sides laughing at this one...

After an excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend, Infidel remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times, used dental floss 8 times & on top of that gargled 1 liter of Listerine.

As he arrived at the dentist he sucked 2 strong mints. His turn came up & the dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed, Infidel opened his mouth wide. The dentist got close enough & said, “Man, did you have 69 before you came here”?

Infidel said, “Does my breath smell like pussy”?

The dentist replied, “No, your forehead smells like shit.”