Tired of your relationship? Call in the Terminator
From seemingly solid marriages through to quick flings and illicit affairs, a phone call or a knock from Bernd Dressler is guaranteed to kill the romance stone dead.
Hence the growing number of clients for his new "separation agency" - informing unsuspecting spouses and lovers that their partners no longer want them. For those too scared to break the bad news themselves, the 52-year-old former insurance man will deliver the bullet with Teutonic efficiency, charging €20 (£13) to do it by phone and from €50 (£33) upwards for a "personalised" home visit.
"I am just the messenger," said Mr Dressler, whose Berlin-based business has earned him the nickname of The Terminator.
Beginning with a "let's stay friends" arrangement, - involving a "sensitive phone call", Mr Dressler offers four different termination packages.
At the deluxe end of the scale he will administer a "Personal Termination Call" which includes a detailed explanation as to why his client has decided to end the relationship.
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