Thursday, October 19, 2006

what are the chances?

The Odds......have you ever wondered?

  • Odds that a person between the age of 18 and 29 does NOT read a newspaper regularly: 3 to 1
  • Odds of injury from fireworks: 19,556 to 1
  • Odds of injury from shaving: 6,585 to 1
  • Odds of injury from using a chain saw: 4,464 to 1
  • Odds of injury from mowing the lawn: 3,623 to 1
  • Odds of fatally slipping in bath or shower: 2,232 to 1
  • Odds of drowning in a bathtub: 685,000 to 1
  • Odds of being killed on a 5-mile bus trip: 500,000,000 to 1
  • Odds of being killed sometime in the next year in any sort of transportation accident: 77 to 1
  • Odds of being killed in any sort of non-transportation accident: 69 to 1
  • Odds of being struck by lightning: 576,000 to 1
  • Odds of being killed by lightning: 2,320,000 to 1
  • Odds of being murdered: 18,000 to 1
  • Odds of getting away with murder: 2 to 1
  • Odds of being the victim of serious crime in your lifetime: 20 to 1
  • Odds of dating a supermodel: 88,000 to 1
  • Odds of being considered possessed by Satan: 7,000 to 1
  • Odds that a first marriage will survive without separation or divorce for 15 years: 1.3 to 1
  • Odds that a celebrity marriage will last a lifetime: 3 to 1
  • Odds of getting hemorrhoids: 25 to 1
  • Odds of being on plane with a drunken pilot: 117 to 1
  • Odds of having your identity stolen: 200 to 1
  • Odds of dating a millionaire: 215 to 1
  • Odds of dating a supermodel: 88,000 to 1
  • Odds of writing a New York Times best seller: 220 to 1
  • Odds of finding out your child is a genius: 250 to 1
  • Odds of catching a ball at a major league ballgame: 563 to 1
  • Odds of becoming a pro athlete: 22,000 to 1
  • Odds of finding a four-leaf clover on first try: 10,000 to 1
  • Odds of winning an Academy Award: 11,500 to 1
  • Odds of getting a royal flush in poker on first five cards dealt: 649,740 to 1
  • Odds of spotting a UFO today: 3,000,000 to 1
  • Odds of becoming a saint: 20,000,000 to 1
  • Odds of a meteor landing on your house: 182,138,880,000,000 to 1
  • Chance of dying from any kind of injury during the next year: 1 in 1,820
  • Chance of dying from intentional self-harm: 1 in 9,380
  • Chance of dying from an assault: 1 in 16,421
  • Chance of dying from a car accident: 1 in 18,585
  • Chance of dying from any kind of fall: 1 in 20,666
  • Chance of dying from accidental drowning: 1 in 79,065
  • Chance of dying from exposure to smoke, fire, and flames: 1 in 81,524
  • Chance of dying in an explosion: 1 in 107,787
  • Chance that Earth will experience a catastrophic collision with an asteroid in the next 100
  • years: 1 in 5,000
  • Chance of dying in such a collision: 1 in 20,000
  • Chance of dying from exposure to forces of nature (heat, cold, lightning, earthquake,
  • flood): 1 in 225,107
  • Chance of dying in an airplane accident: 1 in 354,319
  • Chance of dying from choking on food: 1 in 370,035
  • Chance of dying in a terrorist attack while visiting a foreign country: 1 in 650,000
  • Chance of dying in a fireworks accident: 1 in 1,000,000
  • Chance of dying from overexertion, travel or privation: 1 in 1,428,377
  • Chance of dying from food poisoning: 1 in 3,000,000
  • Chance of dying from contact with hot tap water: 1 in 5,005,564
  • Chance of dying from parts falling off an airplane: 1 in 10,000,000
  • Chance of dying from ignition or melting of nightwear: 1 in 30,589,556
  • Chance of dying from being bitten by a dog: 1 in 700,000
  • Chance of dying from contact with a venomous animal or plant: 1 in 3,441,325
  • Chance of dying from being bitten or struck by mammals (other than dogs or humans): 1 in 4,235,477
  • Chance of dying from a shark attack: 1 in 300,000,000
  • Chance of having a stroke: 1 in 6
  • Chance of dying from heart disease: 1 in 3
  • Chance of getting arthritis: 1 in 7
  • Chance of suffering from asthma or allergy diseases: 1 in 6
  • Chance of getting the flu this year: 1 in 10
  • Chance of developing schizophrenia: 1 in 100
  • Chance of contracting the human version of mad cow disease: 1 in 40,000,000
  • Chance of American man developing cancer in his lifetime: 1 in 2
  • Chance of an American woman developing cancer in her lifetime: 1 in 3
  • Chance of getting prostate cancer: 1 in 6
  • Chance of getting breast cancer: 1 in 9
  • Chance of getting colon / rectal cancer: 1 in 26
  • Chance of beating pancreatic or liver cancer: 1 in 9
  • Chance of beating thyroid or testicular cancer: 9 in 10

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