sounds good to me!

I want to live my next life backwards...and here's why.

• You start out dead and get that out of the way.
• Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
• Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
• Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
• Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
• You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
• You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
• Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
• Then you become a baby, and then...
• You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then...
  

You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.