priceless!

A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it. That was a honey bee, his father said, he is one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week.

Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it. That was a butterfly, his father said, he is one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week.

The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter. Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.

The boy looked at his father and said, Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?