Wednesday, March 14, 2007

what the f**k?!?!!!?!!

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Mechanic has sex with cars

Mechanic Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with cars. And he admitted: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”

Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors. He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s jetski.

Chris, who does have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.”

“It’s all about imagination and creativity. There’s more to car love than exhaust pipes. Stroking the body panels and delicate touching makes excellent foreplay.”

Chris writes stories about “auto-eroticism” and has penned a manual called How To Make Love To A Car.

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