inhumane behaviour...

why do these celebrities saddle their poor progeny with horrible wacked-out names??? some of them are gonna be seeing therapists for years on end because of this...

the horror!!!

just a selection...

* Elijah Patricius Bob Guggi Q - Bono
* Jermajesty - Jermaine Jackson
* Fifi Trixibelle - Paula Yates & Bob Geldof
* Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily - Paula Yates & Michael Hutchence
* Bronx Mowgli Wentz aka BMW - Ashlee Simpson & Pete Wentz
* Mandla Kadjaly Carl Stevland - Stevie Wonder
* Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa - Lisa Bonet

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