weird excuses for mondays...

...yes mondays are officially the days that there are most latecomings and absentees from work...no prizes for guessing why!

and here are some weird excuses that people have come up with to explain their tardiness to work...

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Hiring managers provided the following top ten examples of the most unusual excuses employees offered for arriving late to work:

• I dreamed that I was fired, so I didn't bother to get out of bed.
• I had to take my cat to the dentist.
• I went all the way to the office and realized I was still in my pajamas and had to go home to change.
• I saw that you weren't in the office, so I went out looking for you.
• I couldn't find the right tie, so I had to wait for the stores to open so I could buy one.
• My son tried to flush our ferret down the toilet and I needed to tend to the ferret.
• I ran over a goat.
• I stopped for a bagel sandwich, the store was robbed and the police required everyone to stay for questioning.
• A bee flew in my car and attacked me and I had to pull over.
• I wet my pants and went home to change.